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11.08.08 38 Comments

Courtesy of Yahoo, this is the latest Watchmen poster (click to enlarge). They’re subtly trying to get you “all wet” for this movie.

Compilation of sexy TV babes from the 80s.  You’re going to hell for putting the Olsen twins on this list. [ScreenJunkies]

Jessica Alba to play a prostitute in The Killer Inside Me. I’d be interested if this were a porno shot in real time. [Filmonic]

Stallone wants Forest Whitaker for The Expendables, which already includes Jet Li and Jason Statham. Reached for comment, Statham said, “Oi, Oy can’t tell wut dis cunt’s lookin at, now can Oy.”  [THR]

Repo the Genetic Opera is getting rave reviews: “The second-biggest mystery is why this unfunny, unscary, preposterous bloodbath about organ transplants is opening at all. And why did a serious singer like Sarah Brightman sign on and donate her pipes to this infernal, self-indulgent misfire?” [USA Today]

Nicole Kidman playing world’s first post-op trannie.  She’d been preparing for this role for years, by being married to Tom Cruise. [RopeofSilicon]

Poster for Street Fighter movie.  I don’t remember Chun Li ever holding sticks.  This so inaccurate.  This is an outrage.  This is going straight to DVD. [ComingSoon]

Chris Rock doing “urban” remake of Death at a Funeral.  Is it so hard to say the word “black”?  If Larry the Cable Guy was remaking it, would we have to call it a “rural” remake?  Or can we stick with a “retard” remake. [THR]

Beyoncé wants to play Wonder Woman. “It would be great. And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It’s time for that, right?”  The time for a black Wonder Woman has passed, shit, we already have a black president.  I say we skip straight to a Robert Downey Jr. in blackface Wonder Woman.  [LA Times]

Defiance has a new poster.  And when I look at it, all I can hear is the bad Dracula accents from the trailer.  Zees mooovie vants to suck, muahaha. [Empire]

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