Wow, at first glance I thought that was Tilda Swinton
Wasn't Justin Timberlake wearing a scarf the other night when he bitch slapped that pap? And everyone knows JT is all man and in no way a hipster douche.Also if Wes has Lucas-ism then can we look forward to him re-touching all his films with excessive CGI and doing some shit prequels in 30 years?
Looking at it is a scarf… shame. I think Darjeeling may be shit. I think he's caught Cohen/Wachowki-ism. Not Lucas-ism.
It may be a baclava. Lots'a sand storms out there. You know, in India.
I'm more concerned about the white suit. He looks like a tranny Colonel Sanders. If Darjeeling sucks, I think it might be time for Wes to pull a Richie Tenenbaum and open a vein or two.
I agree with Bryce, it's a scarf. If you look closely at the bottom of said scarf youll see that it has pretty little tassles, a trademark in the scarf industry.
He's certainly dapper, but to really finish off the outfit he should be wearing a fez (ask bryce) and a pair of wellies with Left and Right written on them and worn on the wrong feet (again, ask bryce, haha)
It's for-certain a scarf, but he's trying–cleverly, might I add–to make it look like an ascot. But he fails completely, because you'll notice that he's absolutely WRAPPED it around his neck, as though he were trying to strange himself. Any real man would know that that's not how an ascot is fixed. (More specifically, how a day cravat is fixed.) He didn't even try to tuck it in. And the white suit is fine (though Lance might beg to differ), but dimes-to-donuts he's wearing Puma sneakers.VERDICT: Lance is right. He's been stealing from Ellen's closet, and news on the street is that Ellen might be a GAY.
UPDATE: It's worse than I thought. He's wearing MOCCASINS. And without permission of the Penobscot Nation.
I thought Oscar Wilde was dead.
okay Bryce, -10 points for actually KNOWING that justin timberlake slapped a paparazzi the other day. how did I know it? stop changing the subject.Wes Anderson dresses like The Strokes at a tea party. FOR FAGS.
The movie will rock( Well gently nod it's head, I don't think Wes does rocking) but he his a little bit of a drama fag. The guys at school who take being an Artiste…a little too seriously.
cocaine: Well this site is associated with a certain other site…Charlie: Are you saying that I am some sort of retard?
As a woman, I cheerfully enter my vote that it's a Pashmina. Wes loves the cashmere baby!*erg*
As a man, WTF is a pashmina?
That is definitely a scarf. But, I think it was crafted for Paul Bunyan, Yao Ming, or some other giant.Too bad he is covering his crotch. At that angle, I'm sure we could get a glimpse at his cooter. I wonder who has better lippage? Him or Kim Kardasasomething?
Brain Teaser: Jodi Foster vs. Wes Anderson. A wiffle bat will be thrown into the cage at 3:00 in the second round, followed by a screwdriver at the same time in the third. Who survives?
My money is on Jodi Foster. She was a child actor and we all know that they possess superhuman abilities to fuck, fight, and find alcohol/drugs. But, at some point, Wes Anderson would get on his back, spread his legs, and submissively encourage Jodi to make babies. Stupid moron! She's a lady!
So no one knows what a pashmina is then?
Pashmina is my lovable Indian servant boy.
I knew I'd heard that word before somewhere? How's he doing? Must be getting big by now.
Nope, he's a Bansai Indian. I made sure to bind him in the right places so that he always stays small.
From the banner pic, I knew, just absolutely knew that this knob could not possibly be wearing any socks…put some socks on you jackass, there are children around.