FlipBoardBack in 2004, Marlon, Shawn, and Keenan Ivory Wayans made cinematic abortion White Chicks on a budget of $37 million ($30 million of which was spent on fart noise and record scratch sounders, I would assume). The movie grossed $113 million worldwide (seriously, Earth?). The Hollywood Reporter, uh, reports:
The Wayans Brothers and Sony are developing a sequel to the 2004 comedy “White Chicks,” which will see Marlon and Shawn Wayans reprise their roles as sibling FBI agents posing as a pair of white ladies.
Keenen Ivory Wayans is on board to direct the sequel, which all three Wayans are writing. The logline for the new entry is being kept under wraps.
Yeah, better to keep that log line under wraps. You wouldn’t want to blow anyone’s mind with the wit and grace of what is surely to be the most original, deep, crap-your-pancreas-in-awe plot of all time. Here’s a log line for you: “Guestblogger drops a duece on Hollywood actor’s front porch. Duece becomes sentient and writes a script funnier than White Chicks.”
~ robopanda
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Have the Wayanseseses been rounded up and neutered yet? It’s the humane thing to do.
It might seem cruel to them, but it’s humane for the rest of us.
Duce then proceeds to be cut from New Orleans football franchise for having week knees and being under investigation for substance abuse . . .
Am I doing this right?
This is why I only fuck white men who pose as black girls.
I’m pretty sure one of the Wayans(plural) must have nudie pictures of some studio execs. There’s no way that litter of bad comedy should still be making movies.
Nepotism kills.
Black dudes doing white chicks? And there’s no monthly rate to a see full length movie?
I’m cancelling my Bang Bros. account, STAT!
Keenan Ivory Wayans hasn’t been the same since he turned into Damon Wayons.
It’s amazing that Shawn and Marlon can play women twice yet Kim Wayans hasn’t done it once.
I do not understand the premise of these motion pictures. Are the Wayans brothers not African American men? And if so, then could someone kindly explain to me what the title of these films mean?
And no Baldwin brothers in Black Mamas. Crying shame, the tubby coke fiend would make a great Maya Angelou.
Switch out the Wayans bros for Method Man and the RZA and I’d probably pay $8 to see it.
P.S. I’m so white I had to go to wikipedia’s entry for the Wu Tang Clan to get the correct spelling for RZA.
the tubby coke fiend
Stephen?
No, no, no, Stephen is the tubby one that found Jeebus a while back, started hatin’ on the Democrats, and subsequently torpedoed his career.
Daniel is the tubby coke fiend.
Why is it that only black men wear all sorts of makeup and prostheses for these movies? At least white hack actors know to stay away from it.
(Except when Nic Cage and John Travolta played each other in Face-Off)
Jacktion, you’re telling me that the Nic Cage forehead isn’t special effects and make up? Holy hell my brain exploded.
You know what I like watching? I like watching people pop their boils and cysts on YouTube. Yup!
I got tranny tricked once by a white girl who was really a black guy, i should have guessed it when her/his cock was bigger than mine
Face . . . off.
[i]Why is it that only black men wear all sorts of makeup and prostheses for these movies?[/i]
What do you mean “these” movies?
But seriously, I can’t think of another race bending film like this with the exception of Michael Jackson’s later videos.
Goddammit, how do you do italics again!?!?!?
Do you think that there is more makeup and prosthesis on both the Wayan Brothers for White Chicks or more needed to give a normal person a Nic Cage “Fivehead”?
shrugs
Hairy, same technique you’re doing but greater than and less than symbols.
Where the white women a-…
Oh, ew, never mind.
Fuck you panda. You just HAD to bring the creepy White Chicks into this didn’t you? I want my underwear back!
Huzzah
Perhaps they’ll try to take Beyonce’s man and title it “Hold My Hoops”
Finding out a chick has a dick is like biting into a sandwich and realizing, after a couple chews, that it was made with Miracle Whip.
I’d finish the sandwich, I’m just saying I wouldn’t enjoy it.
Too late, Jess. I licked them. That means they’re mine.
Many thanks for the Baldwinographies. Even I get my tubby coke fiends confused.
Galactic-up. Th’gonna thuck though.
Wow pauly, either you REALLY hate Miracle Whip, or you REALLY love dick.
That or I’m just reading too much into your analogy.
The Wayans have accomplished the un-thinkable: now the NAACP wants to lynch them.
Oh God, it’s going to be so terrible….
….*can’t wait for more youtube clips of Terry Crews*
They should make a movie called Black Dudes. They could cut down on make-up costs and make-up application times by making this a starring vehicle for Venus and Serena Williams.