TMZ has a photo gallery of Alex Rodriguez working out in Miami. It’s got everything you could possibly want: pantsless A-Rod wearing briefs and a cup, shirtless A-Rod changing at his car, A-Rod fixing his junk, A-Rod picking his ass… Years from now, we may look back on this moment and ask ourselves, “Is it possible that that gallery was too sexy?”
And then you’ll say no. No it wasn’t. And then you’ll wonder why you were thinking about pictures of A-Rod that were on TMZ years ago. The answer to that: you’re secretly gay. Spoiler alert!