Big Brown will be racing for the Triple Crown in this weekend's… uh… which one happens in New York? The Belmont Stakes? Right. That one. And his stable of ladies promises to be delightfully tacky, yet unrefined.
If Big Brown makes it to the winner's circle, he will be greeted by busty Hooters girls in tightfitting T-shirts.
"We do have our logo right up on the jockey," Mike McNeil, vice president of marketing for Hooters of America, told the Daily News. "We'll have Hooters execs and Hooters girls in the winner's circle when the horse wins." [Must… resist… horsecock… joke.]
Fitting. A thoroughbred made for riding surrounded by thoroughbreds made for riding. That's some good synergy, Hooters. And by synergy I mean boobs.