FlipBoardI’m not sure if the Lingerie Football League is ever going to start holding games, but at the very least, the teams are getting assembled and they’re hanging out at nightclubs to take promotional photos and drink a little too much and make out with each other. Although that last part might just be my imagination.
Busted Coverage is all over the lingerie football phenomenon, compiling galleries of the Los Angeles Temptation (above), Chicago Bliss, Tampa Breeze, and Phoenix Scorch. Basically, every team name sounds like a girl drink or something you pay extra for at a whorehouse. In addition, the Seatte Mist are holding auditions, er, tryouts for their squad. Better get your act together, Seattle. All the other teams are already practicing wearing their uniforms. I don’t want the Mist to look sluggish at the beginning of the season just because they didn’t spend enough time in training camp. They need to practice blitz packages and the two-minute offense.
In a related story, sex with me is often called the “two-minute offense.”
Breaking News: The Seattle Mist have been moved to Topeka, Kansas.
pocket presence is key in this league, especially with serious backside pressure.
Well I suppose girls are just as well at ball-handling as guys. However they can’t “go deep” or “pound hard up the middle” quite the same.
I’ve got to ask… does fucking everyone need eye black?
I would have thought the “two-minute defense” would be more appropriate.
In the lingerie football league, “center-quarterback exchange” is fancy speak for “fist in the anus”.
these women have too many clothes to hold my interest. but at least now i know what happened to all those XFL cheerleaders.
Sex with me is often called “the Vince Young” experience; tears, incompetence, and calls to the police are usually involved.
WHAT NO Detroit Fat Hos team, what a ripoff!
Pfft. They’re not going to be able to run well in those heels.