Shaun Rogers Is An American Hero. Yes, *That* Shaun Rogers

07.22.10 8 years ago 6 Comments

Cleveland Browns defensive lineman Shaun Rogers is having an offseason for the ages. After bringing a gun into an airport earlier in the year (he got probation), the big fella managed to tail a drunk driver down the interstate until he could be apprehended by authorities.

Rogers made the call around 11:08 PM on July 15 — warning that he was following a car that was swerving all over Interstate 71 … and had blown a tire after smashing into the center divider.

During the call, Rogers directs law enforcement to his exact location — and when the perp’s car came to a stop in the middle of traffic, Rogers pulled up behind the other ride and activated his emergency lights to prevent a collision.

The suspect was eventually arrested on suspicion of DUI after blowing “extremely high” on a breath test.

–TMZ, via Ramblings of the Unmotivated.

Emergency lights…ACTIVATE! Seriously, why can’t they just say “flipped on his blinkers.” That’s what they are. Does it make me sound old when I say “blinkers?” What about “television set?” How can it be a set? It’s one thing. And it’s operated by a remote, not a “clicker.” Silly old people. They’re just so…hey, who the hell said you could stand on my lawn?

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