Here’s a great goal from Wizards midfielder Claudio Lopez of MLS “fame,” who could probably score a goal from the last stall in the concourse men’s room. You know, the one with the handrails? I don’t know what it is about having those handrails in there that makes that particular stall feel like a VIP suite, but I enjoy them immensely. At least, I do until some bastard in a wheelchair starts banging on the door telling me to hurry up. I’m texting, fool! You already got a better parking spot than I did. And I still got in here before you… via. Thanks, KOGOD.