Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily load o’links. Its cat’s breath tastes like cat food.
- Charles Barkley hates Twitter. Probably because no matter how much he pays it, it’ll never give him a blow job.
- I’m only linking this to point out that NOBODY DESERVES TO BE CALLED A JOCK IF THEY CAN’T BOWL ANY HIGHER THAN A 37.
- The Washington Nationals want to sell you their balls–at a premium, of course.
- The best NFL wags from the 1980s. I had no idea that the girl from Thriller dated Jim Brown.
- It’s time to start developing better nicknames for the fighters in MMA.
- J.A. Happ might be the Phillies’ only option at closer come October. Bleacher Report.
- Worst pole vaults ever. This will be review for some of you.
- Those of you looking for skin can take a gander at Jackie Orlando. She’s 5-foot-10 and gets angry when you don’t do the dishes like you said you would.
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