The Ultimate Catch with Chad Ochocinco Update

07.12.10 8 years ago 2 Comments

Chad Ochocinco’s reality TV dating show ‘The Ultimate Catch’ made it’s debet last night, and is already receiving rave reviews from me. Which one of Chad’s 85 (get it?) contestants will win his heart, and earn herself a touchdown celebration? I’m putting 85 as the over/under for the amount of drunken fights this season. And yes, there will be a next season. I can see VH-1 execs laughing at the winner now. “What, did you think he was serious?”

Chad took his show as an opportunity to give the Steelers some bulletin board material (/punches self in face) for their first game against the reigning division champion Bengals. It’s best not to piss off Steelers fans, Chad. They’re everywhere.

The Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver tweeted about a brawl with a bouncer Sunday night outside a New York City club – but not before taking a swipe at the Pittsburgh Steelers during the premiere of his new show, “Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch.”

The VH1 reality series follows the number 85 sport star as he chooses a mate from, naturally, 85 possible women.

“Man, I haven’t seen this many girls on a football field since the last time we played the Steelers,” he quipped at the sight of the women before paring down the selection to 17. –NYDailyNews

That’s some pretty sophisticated comedy, Chad. Telling them they play ball like girls. How are you still single with that kind of charisma? Why would a man with your charm, good looks, and chocolate Adonis-like physique need to have a reality game show to woo the ladies.

Ochocinco told that he decided to take part in the dating show because “my traditional way of dating has failed me tremendously throughout my wonderful life.” –NY Daily News

Don’t lie to me, Chad. You just really want to be on TV. Well, here’s to your TV show going better than Michael Strahan’s. /Chugs handle of Jack, sees it’s before noon, cries.

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