UFC 202 is in the books, and we have Conor McGregor standing tall once again, while Rumble Johnson stomps towards Daniel Cormier’s belt once again. Here are the full results.
—Conor McGregor def. Nate Diaz via majority decision. It was a legendary fight, and you really should see the full results here.
—Anthony Johnson def. Glover Teixeira via KO (round 1). Ten seconds. Rumble Johnson absolutely obliterated Glover Teixeira — a very tough guy — in ten seconds. You have to see this replay.
—Donald Cerrone def. Rick Story Cerrone surprised Story early with a takedown, then mixed up submission attempts with diverse striking to finish Story with ease. Cerrone finally finished the tough Story with one of the slickest combos in recent memory. You have to see that here. It’s gorgeous.
—Mike Perry def. Hyun Gyu Lim via TKO (round 1). Words won’t do this beating justice. Mike Perry, the guy who did the lame pullback handshake move at weigh-ins, dominated this fight. He loves America, he’s not here to make friends, and he has “God’s Gift” tattooed across his belly. If he ever fought Cerrone, a 51st state would be founded just to pay honor.
Lim couldn’t do a thing.
—Tim Means def. Sabah Homasi via TKO (round 2). This was all means. He left Homasi gushing blood and struggling to defend himself until the referee mercifully stopped the fight.