11.02.07 11 years ago 24 Comments

What to watch for in this weekend's biggest matchups. Home teams in ALL CAPS.

LUCY PINDER over Tebow's Accessory — Earlier this week, I was blinded by shiny brown hair and massive mammaries when I confused Lucy Pinder with a mystery coed who haunts message boards; it's the sort of thing that might be embarrassing if I pretended to have any credibility whatsoever.  Pinder gets the nod because I can conduct a basic Google search and see her naked and entwined with Michelle Marsh in a matter of seconds.  More women should follow her shining example.

Patriots over COLTS — I say Pats by two touchdowns.  Belichick is fuckin' pissed.

ALABAMA over LSU — I base this partly on the fact that all the other SEC teams have lost at least twice, but mostly on this breakdown by Poon of the SEC.  Seriously, the second pic down almost took top billing for this post over Pinder (Note: "Pinder?  I hardly know her!"  Sorry, had to get that out of my system.

CELTICS over Wizards — Boston's Big Three make their home debut tonight when DC comes to town.  Some quick math: Gilbert Arenas + trash talk < KG + Ray Allen + Paul Pierce

Murdering Clay Bennett over MOVING THE SONICS — Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.  Fucking die.

Have a great weekend, and enjoy the steady new ride that is With Leather weekends.  I'll see y'all Monday. 

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