16-year-old on acid with “super-human strength” spits blood on cops

Florida Friday: Lady Gaga’s bodyguard tazed to death after naked cocaine rampage

FLORIDA: Naked Carny Poops & Masturbates Amidst Gunfire

Pictures: The Real-Life Snakes on a Plane in Australia

Man with Machete Fights Man with Chain in front of flaming tow truck

Man named "Jackmeoff Mudd" arrested… guess where.

Man accidentally shoots himself in the butt during Bourne Legacy

Prisoner loses butt drugs during drunken Silence of the Lambs dance

Methed-up gas huffer calling herself The Karate Kid tries to bite police

Dwarf actor & former Ewok gets caught exposing himself on the train. AGAIN.

Twilight fan names her cat "Renesmee," cat rightly tries to kill her

Man stabs his computer with a samurai sword because it was full of child porn

Famed publicist choked to death on free beef

British gravy wrestler takes wrench to the face during sex dispute

Bulgarian dude arrested on bus with a suitcase full of crocodiles & komodo dragons

Woman literally wipes ass with $30 million painting, celebrates by peeing herself

Naked man flashes his wiener during Alvin and the Chipmunks screening

Man misses mouse and shoots roommate, revealing child rapist