This 100-Year-Old Pet Tortoise Escaped And Traveled Six Miles In An Attempt To Find Love

Allow The Lonely Island To Explain The Importance Of Turtle Sex (Beyond Just Comedic Value)

Somebody Spared No Expense On This Tiny, Adorable ‘Jurassic Park’ Tortoise Enclosure

Two Amorous Tortoises Stole The Show At New York Fashion Week

Alan Rickman’s Dying Wish Was For You To Watch This Tortoise Video To Save Refugees

Watch These Tiny Turtles Eat Pancakes And Try Not To Explode Your Heart

Floridians Are Accidentally Killing Tortoises By Mistaking Them For Sea Turtles

Meet The Lucky Tortoise Who Got A Brand New 3D-Printed Shell From University Students

Here’s what tortoises do when you interrupt mating

Watch This Tortoise Slowly Chase The Man Who Interrupted His Sexy Time

This Baby Tortoise’s LEGO Wheelchair May Actually Make Your Heart Explode

A Rare African Tortoise Named ‘Thing’ Is Being Held For Ransom In Florida

Watch This Turtle Help Its Turtle Friend Get Off Its Back In A Unique Display Of Reptile Friendship

Galapagos Giant Tortoise Inspects Camera

Turtle-on-Turtle Crime

Saturday Free for All: Turtle Rape Shoe Part 3

…And Now Let's Watch a Tortoise Get It On With a Croc as Sir David Attenborough Narrates

Sir David Attenborough Narrates a Tortoise Humping & Your Morning Links