03.18.09 9 years ago 11 Comments

Following the news that Lauren Conrad will not return for another season of MTV’s “The Hills,” co-star and semi-friend Audrina Patridge has likewise flown the coop, signing with Mark Burnett (“Survivor”) to star in her own reality show.  Yay.

Burnett’s proposed new series will follow Patridge’s personal and professional life. The show will be pitched to networks starting next week.

“We are truly pleased to have the chance to work with Audrina,” Burnett said. “She has already proved her star quality, and we can’t wait to show her fans worldwide the next stage of her life and career.”

Wow, I can’t wait to get the inside scoop on Audrina’s professional life.  She’s such a fascinating businesswoman.  Like, some days, she only gets photographed by the paparazzi, but on other days, she gets photographed by paparazzi on her way to a professional photo shoot.  How does she do it?

(Does anyone else think her face looks like a chipmunk’s?  It’s like those Looney Toons where Bugs Bunny dressed up as a woman.  Like, I know the face looks like an animal, but I still can’t help but think that the hair and body are really sexy.)

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