02.22.10 9 years ago 11 Comments

Here’s NBC’s non-“Dallas”-themed “Tonight Show with Jay Leno” ad, set to Denis Leary’s most lasting contribution to comedy culture. Every time I think “Hey, I’ve already expressed my dislike of Jay Leno more than enough; it’s time to leave the guy alone,” something like this video comes along and reminds me just how fun it is to bathe in my hatred of this blandly unfunny car enthusiast.

Just look at the smug look on Leno’s face when the line about pissing on the toilet seat comes up. It’s perfect. You just know he really does piss on the toilet seat. It’s the only thing he enjoys more than driving his vintage cars and burning down orphanages. Allegedly.

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