The Internet Loved Eugene's Disgusting Escape On 'The Walking Dead'

With the conclusion of this latest episode of The Walking Dead, we’re only one week away from the end of season 8. And with the end of the season comes death and destruction, something which started tonight with the death of Negan’s right-hand man. Simon survived a brush with Lucille earlier in the show, only to be outed as traitorous scum by Dwight later on.

That led to a fist fight showdown with Negan, and unfortunately for Simon, his boss apparently still had enough cat lives left to wipe the floor with him and crush his windpipe. People were shook!

https://twitter.com/HershelGreene1/status/983162632160112640

NEGAN JUST KILLED SIMON WITHOUT LUCILLE.

WHAT A TIME. #TheWalkingDead

— Chicharita (@Woahh_Jennifer) April 9, 2018

https://twitter.com/itisnowsilence/status/983162716792770560

But let’s take things back to the start of the episode. The show opened on a weepy tone with Rick finally reading Carl’s letter and shedding some tears. We were right there with him.

Carl’s letter to Rick has everyone like: #TheWalkingDead pic.twitter.com/CBpNG942vk

— Beth Greene (@TWDBeth_) April 9, 2018

Me right now bc Carl is talking 😭#TheWalkingDead pic.twitter.com/sA817PyS2b

— Taylor (@DarylDixonSwag) April 9, 2018

Meanwhile, in the Sanctuary, it looks like Simon is getting pretty comfortable being the new Negan in charge. That job involves scaring the bejeezus out of subordinates, in this case, the odious Gregory.

https://twitter.com/RickAndThangs/status/983150485589905410

https://twitter.com/HershelGreene1/status/983150863945535488

Dwight right now trying to figure out what Negan knows#GirlOnDeadLive #TWD #TheWalkingDead #demdeadz #Worth cal pic.twitter.com/LjGtRU96Lx

— Girl On Dead (@GirlOnDead) April 9, 2018

Now raise your hand if you thought Simon was going to die when Negan asked him to kneel. That shocking moment when he was allowed to live was only surpassed by the revelation that it was Simon who massacred the boys and men of the Oceanside community. We knew the guy was messed up, but that’s on a whole other level.

Simon I’m here to inform you that:#TheWalkingDead #DemDeadz pic.twitter.com/1bWgkITdoS

— B E A N Z (Miss U Mom) (@BeanzGotGamez) April 9, 2018

SIMON WAS THE ONE THAT KILLED ALL THE MEN AT THE OCEANSIDE!! 😱 #TheWalkingDead

— follow @twdufans (@FTWDFans) April 9, 2018

Yooo Simon really is evil… #TheWalkingDead pic.twitter.com/zCFRDNnT1y

— The Walking Dead (@TheWalkingDead) April 9, 2018

Meanwhile, Eugene was forcibly removed from his job making bullets for Negan, and if you thought Rosita treated him with contempt before, it’s on a whole new level now. So we actually think it was justified when Eugene went ahead and pulled the ol’ puke escape on her.

https://twitter.com/RickAndThangs/status/983151786797256705

Me seeing Daryl & Rosita being mean to Eugene#TheWalkingDead pic.twitter.com/8t6DTOXoGn

— Ryan The Lion™ (@HerculesHandy) April 9, 2018

Survival skills. #TheWalkingDead pic.twitter.com/CUbn3HtAHl

— Dalton Ross (@DaltonRoss) April 9, 2018

Eugene puked on Rosita 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

His weapon of choice #TheWalkingDead pic.twitter.com/vjHOwFbybL

— Ryan The Lion™ (@HerculesHandy) April 9, 2018

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME EUGENE #TheWalkingDead pic.twitter.com/8z3SnTQi90

— яєє∂υѕ ιѕ му мυѕє (@leedusme1227) April 9, 2018

https://twitter.com/coralgrimezy/status/983160452678144000

That was really nasty. If Eugene will bite a d*ck, he'll throw up on you. He has no shame. He really doesn't want to go back with TF. Screw him! Whatever happens to him happens.#twd #thewalkingdead

— Grimes Reunion🧔🏻👩🏾🍕💍 (@courtgirl26) April 9, 2018

We've seen blood and gore and skulls beaten in and walkers biting skin off people's faces, but the grosses thing? Eugene puking on Rosita. #thewalkingdead #TWD

— Francine (@basicallymuppet) April 9, 2018

You can’t deny Eugene is a survivor! Or should we call him … Negan?

Oh, and honorable mention to Carl for trying with that letter to Negan.