This Week’s ‘The Walking Dead’ Found Jesus, With Sexy Results

So, what interesting thing happened on this week’s The Walking Dead? Well, we had that time jump, met a guy named Jesus who can climb trucks, and Richonne is officially canon now. You shippers can just scroll all the way down to revel in that, while we go over the other stuff first.

Some time after last week’s bloodbath, things got a bit more normal, and Rick and Daryl went on a supply run.

Things seemed to be going well.

A little too well.

A mysterious stranger with a mysterious name introduced himself.

Turns out Jesus is pretty good at snatching truck keys.

And though he was caught…

Within three minutes of air time, he ascended to the top of the truck. And then to the ground again.

Jesus would prove to be Daryl’s savior.

However, the truck was moved out of park during the ensuing tussle, and the supplies were lost,

Oh, and with some encouragement from Michonne and Carl, Spencer got to be the one who laid Deeana to rest.

And then, as if every single Walking Dead Tumblr page willed it, Rick and Michonne became an item.

And remember that even the happy times aren’t ones that last too long.