Better Off Ted (ABC) — This may very well be your last time to see it as part of ABC’s evening line-up. There’s a decent interview with show clips here.
Rescue Me (FX) — I watched a movie about firefighters once. It was called Backshaft. A little thin on plot, but plenty of action, if you know what I’m talkin’ about.* (*anal sex)
How the Earth Was Made (History) — Tonight’s episode examines the birth of the Hawaiian islands. Don’t even TRY to tell me they’re more than 6000 years old!
Fringe (Fox) — “Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry/When I take you out in my surrey…” What, no Rodgers & Hammerstein fans? Um, me neither. That singing was accidental.
My Boys (TBS) — This show is maddeningly erratic. It has some funny scenes, but it’s like they gave half of the script-writing duties to people who’ve never seen men interact.
Deadliest Warrior (Spike) — “Yakuza vs. Mafia.” Excellent match-up, actually. I gotta lean towards yakuza. They might be equally deadly, but the Japanese win with their twisted worldview. They’ll go bowling at people’s heads.
The Phone (MTV) — This is the series that Justin Timberlake has been going around and pimping because he’s a producer. But guess what, it’s on MTV so… **fart sound, thumbs down**