Life Imitating Art: 50ish White Male Named Walter White Wanted For Trafficking Meth

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The man at the top of the Tuscaloosa, Alabama County Sheriff's Office is a meth cook named Walter White. Let that sink in for a minute.


University Of Alabama Goes Full Hate Crime

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Usually when a school in the deep south wants to insult a rival, they print out a bunch of stickers of Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes pissing on their logo or something and plaster them on the windows of their trucks, and an entire school of rednecks end up with a child urinating on their car forever and we move on with our lives.


Area Man Proud To Be Allowed One Room In Own Home

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Meet Kimberly, Alabama's Vince Gilham, the 44-year-old Jefferson County deputy who won The Birmingham News' "Ultimate Man Cave" contest, Tide Rolling country's "quest to find the most elaborate set-up to watch college football on Saturdays".

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Alabama Sorority Girls Channel Their Inner Rebecca Black In Recruitment Video


Overheard recently on the campus of the University of Alabama: Rylee: "You guys, what are we gonna do for rush week this year.


Are Children Out To Kill Us All?


As the bumper stickers like to say, children are our future.


How Inappropriate Is Your Valentine?


A 12-year old girl in North Carolina has been introduced to the wonderful world of male chauvinism a little earlier than her parents expected, after she received some candy hearts.


Hey Taco Bell, Where’s The Beef?

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An Alabama law firm is suing Taco Bell over accusations that the pseudo-Mexican fast food chain is not living up to government standards with its meat.


What’s Facebook’s Big Announcement? And Will This Get Sexy?


Let me start by saying the answer to the second question is an emphatic yes, but first let's talk about Facebook's big thingy.


Dale Peterson Still Has That Rifle

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Dale Peterson stormed the Internet last month when <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/05/i-will-shoot-my-way-into-office" target="_self">his ass-kicking, gun-toting campaign ad for Alabama's Agriculture Commissioner</a> went viral, scaring us all so thoroughly that we collectively decided not to steal yard signs or be illegal immigrants.


Dale Peterson Wants Your Vote, ‘Bama

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<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20005131-503544.html"> If April showers bring May flowers, then May campaign ads bring out a swath of good ol' boys with a touch of crazy. With primary elections just around the corner, inner-party campaigns are swinging for the fences. Candidates on the same sides of battle lines are laying into each other about who is more American, whose voting record is more attune to party issues, and who could more accurately represent the constituency. Or, if you're Dale Peterson -- Alabama Agriculture Commissioner GOP candidate -- you're just trying to make sure thugs and criminals aren't keeping voters in the dark about just how much money an Ag Commish controls. How much money, you ask? Five billion dollars, that's how much. According to this amazing display of Americanism, <a href="http://www.dalepeterson2010.com/">Dale Peterson</a> has been a farmer, a businessman, a cop, a Marine during Vietnam, and, as I imagine, a patient at St.



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WPMI-TV in Mobile, Alabama had the progressive notion of putting its Twitter feed on a billboard alongside a picture of the station's news anchors.

sacha baron cohen


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The big question surrounding the Bruno movie was how Sacha Baron Cohen would pull his shenanigans with everyone knowing who he is.

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