wine

Alabama: True Home of One-Stop Shopping

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Here's a little mom and pop convenience store in Alabama, appropriately next to a church that was designed by a tween playing The Sims.

NRA

A Minor League Baseball Team Is Hosting 'Second Amendment Night' With A Gun Raffle

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I don’t do things like “watch the news” or “read” but I’m awake long enough during the day to know that gun control is a pretty controversial topic here in the good, ol’ U.

Teenagers

40-Girl Softball Brawl Highlights Include A Bit Stomach

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This is supposed to be a picture of a 40-person girls softball brawl.

#Animals

Grumpy Cat Had An Art Show Once. It Wasn’t Awful.

Grumpy Cat, the little Ron Swanson in the form of a snowshoe cat, is now the subject of The Grumpy Cat Art Project to raise money for a playground.

Your Alma Mater Sucks Anyway

College Football Fans, Never Tell Us The NFL Is Boring Ever Again

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Used with forgiveness/permission. As someone whose football allegiances are of the professional variety, from time to time I have to suffer through college football beat writers and bloggers saying something along the lines of, "Here's a secret: College football is the superior football.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Gene Chizik Out As Auburn Tigers Head Coach

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Hard to believe it was only two years ago that Gene Chizik hoisted the BCS national championship trophy after overseeing a 14-0 Auburn team--led by quarterback Cam Newton and defensive standout Nick Fairley--that was one of the most dominating squads in recent memory.

SPANISH FORT HIGH SCHOOL

Homophobic Alabama High School Students: Now Able To Spell 3-Letter Words

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In case you'd forgotten that Alabama sports fans still think "you are gay" is the best possible insult for rival teams, feast your proud, heterosexual eyes on these Spanish Fort High School students and their "Purple.

#BREAKING BAD

Life Imitating Art: 50ish White Male Named Walter White Wanted For Trafficking Meth

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The man at the top of the Tuscaloosa, Alabama County Sheriff's Office is a meth cook named Walter White. Let that sink in for a minute.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

University Of Alabama Goes Full Hate Crime

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Usually when a school in the deep south wants to insult a rival, they print out a bunch of stickers of Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes pissing on their logo or something and plaster them on the windows of their trucks, and an entire school of rednecks end up with a child urinating on their car forever and we move on with our lives.

UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA

Area Man Proud To Be Allowed One Room In Own Home

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Meet Kimberly, Alabama's Vince Gilham, the 44-year-old Jefferson County deputy who won The Birmingham News' "Ultimate Man Cave" contest, Tide Rolling country's "quest to find the most elaborate set-up to watch college football on Saturdays".

#Viral Videos

Alabama Sorority Girls Channel Their Inner Rebecca Black In Recruitment Video

Overheard recently on the campus of the University of Alabama: Rylee: "You guys, what are we gonna do for rush week this year.

KINDLE

Are Children Out To Kill Us All?

As the bumper stickers like to say, children are our future.

VALENTINE'S DAY

How Inappropriate Is Your Valentine?

A 12-year old girl in North Carolina has been introduced to the wonderful world of male chauvinism a little earlier than her parents expected, after she received some candy hearts.

#GOOGLE

Hey Taco Bell, Where’s The Beef?

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An Alabama law firm is suing Taco Bell over accusations that the pseudo-Mexican fast food chain is not living up to government standards with its meat.

#Facebook

What’s Facebook’s Big Announcement? And Will This Get Sexy?

Let me start by saying the answer to the second question is an emphatic yes, but first let's talk about Facebook's big thingy.

rape

‘They Rapin Everybody Out Here’

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Rape is not a funny matter.

#COMMERCIALS

Dale Peterson Still Has That Rifle

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Dale Peterson stormed the Internet last month when his ass-kicking, gun-toting campaign ad for Alabama's Agriculture Commissioner went viral, scaring us all so thoroughly that we collectively decided not to steal yard signs or be illegal immigrants.


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