Looks Like Denver Is Stuck With Kyle Orton


In what slowly developed into the most boring and worthless trade saga of this lockout-shortened NFL offseason, the Miami Dolphins finally told the Denver Broncos to F off in regard to Kyle Orton.


@Storytime with Darnell Dockett Part 2: The Casey Anthony Trial

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Arizona Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett is a Renaissance Man.


Darnell Dockett Needs a Hobby


Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman Darnell Dockett is starting to represent his own branch of Darwinism.


Bob Vance is a Lucky Man

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Rick Chandler of Off the Bench posted a note on Friday about Phyllis from "The Office" being a former NFL cheerleader, citing a story from years ago on Deadspin.


Super Bowl Porn Guy Arrested At Last

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That handsome devil to the right is Frank Tanori Gonzalez, who used to work for Cox Communications in Tucson, Arizona.


Derek Anderson Isn’t Laughing Now

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Only three seasons ago, Arizona Cardinals QB Derek Anderson had a career season with the Cleveland Browns, passing for over 3,700 yards and 29 touchdowns.


Matt Leinart Is Who We Thought He Was

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The word coming out of Arizona is that Derek Anderson will start over Matt Leinart in the Cardinals' third preseason game against the Chicago Bears tomorrow night.


Kurt Warner Looks Just Like Denzel

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The Arizona Cardinals are coping with big changes this preseason, as former first round draft pick Matt Leinart is now the starting quarterback and young receivers like Steve Breaston and Early Doucet are stepping up since Anquan Boldin was traded to the Baltimore Ravens in the offseason.


Could Kurt Warner Return For 2010? (Spoiler Alert: No.)


There reportedly was an outside chance (and I mean Harry Doyle "Juuust a bit outside" chance) that noted Jesus freak Kurt Warner and his three Super Bowl appearances might return to the Arizona Cardinals for a 17th season of pro football.



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With strong indications that Arizona Cardinals quarterback might be announcing his retirement earlier today, all eyes will be turning to Matt Leinart.


Your NFL Divisional Recap

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So much for drama.



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It's playoff weekend, and in a little some of the biggest and baddest men in the country will begin stepping out onto the football field to battle for the coveted spot in the Super Bowl.


TSS 2009 NFL Playoff Preview: Divisional Weekend

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Welp, we're back again trying our hand at picking this week's games.



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Cardinals 51, Packers 45 (OT). Aaron Rodgers rallied the Packers out of 17-point deficit to force overtime--and then surrendered the ball on what was technically ruled a fumble that Karlos Dansby ran back for the game winner.


Your NFL Wildcard Recap

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The NFL playoffs are supposed to be an exposé of the best teams and players the league has to offer.


TSS 2009 NFL Playoff Preview: Wild Card Weekend

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This is what we've all been waiting for ain't it.

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