ARIZONA CARDINALS

Bob Vance is a Lucky Man

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Rick Chandler of <a href="http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/06/24/phyliss-from-the-office-was-once-an-nfl-cheerleader-yep/">Off the Bench</a> posted a note on Friday about Phyllis from "The Office" being a former NFL cheerleader, citing a story from years ago on <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/whimsy/the-most-famous-buzzsaw-cheerleader-192490.php">Deadspin</a>.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

Super Bowl Porn Guy Arrested At Last

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That handsome devil to the right is Frank Tanori Gonzalez, who used to work for Cox Communications in Tucson, Arizona.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

Derek Anderson Has A MNF Meltdown

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/11/your-nfl-recap-week-12"> The guy who scheduled a NFC West matchup for Monday night television's biggest attraction needs to be raked across the coals and fed mothballs for his insolence. When a single win or loss can be the difference from you sitting at first or last in your division, you can anticipate some crummy football. Nevermind the fact that the San Francisco 49ers squashed <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/arizona-cardinals">the Arizona Cardinals</a> 27-6 in front of the entire nation on their home turf.

ANGRY ATHLETES

Derek Anderson Isn’t Laughing Now

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Only three seasons ago, Arizona Cardinals QB Derek Anderson had a career season with the Cleveland Browns, passing for over 3,700 yards and 29 touchdowns.

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Cardinals Cut Matt Leinart, Who Made More Headlines With His Penis Than With His Arm

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The Arizona Cardinals <a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2010/09/cardinals-release-qb-matt-leinart/1">cut Matt Leinart</a> today.

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Matt Leinart Is Who We Thought He Was

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The word coming out of Arizona is that Derek Anderson will start over Matt Leinart in the Cardinals' third preseason game against the Chicago Bears tomorrow night.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

Kurt Warner Looks Just Like Denzel

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The Arizona Cardinals are coping with big changes this preseason, as former first round draft pick Matt Leinart is now the starting quarterback and young receivers like Steve Breaston and Early Doucet are stepping up since Anquan Boldin was traded to the Baltimore Ravens in the offseason.

ARENA FOOTBALL

Could Kurt Warner Return For 2010? (Spoiler Alert: No.)

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There reportedly was an outside chance (and I mean Harry Doyle "Juuust a bit outside" chance) that noted Jesus freak Kurt Warner and his three Super Bowl appearances might return to the Arizona Cardinals for a 17th season of pro football.

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IS MATT LEINART READY TO GO?

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With strong indications that Arizona Cardinals quarterback <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5itdMlcmVF9yTuxn1LLsK7UIpJnxg">might be announcing his retirement earlier today</a>, all eyes will be turning to Matt Leinart.

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PICKING WINNERS – DAY 1

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It's playoff weekend, and in a little some of the biggest and baddest men in the country will begin stepping out onto the football field to battle for the coveted spot in the Super Bowl.

ADRIAN PETERSON

TSS 2009 NFL Playoff Preview: Divisional Weekend

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Welp, we're <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/01/tss-2009-nfl-playoff-preview-wild-card-weekend">back again</a> trying our hand at picking this week's games.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

RODGERS FUMBLES AWAY PLAYOFF HOPES

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/karlos-dansby-001.jpg">Cardinals 51, Packers 45 (OT).</a> Aaron Rodgers rallied the Packers out of 17-point deficit to force overtime--and then surrendered the ball on what was technically ruled a fumble that Karlos Dansby ran back for the game winner.

AARON RODGERS

Your NFL Wildcard Recap

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The NFL playoffs are supposed to be an exposé of the best teams and players the league has to offer.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

TSS 2009 NFL Playoff Preview: Wild Card Weekend

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This is what we've all been waiting for ain't it.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

Your Week 16 NFL Recap

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"Time to separate the platinum from the white gold/Right from the door/The real from the fake, Ready rock from the raw.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

CARDS ARE NFC DARLINGS NO MORE

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After beating the Vikings last week, everyone had Arizona pegged as an NFC dark horse that could replicate their conference championship run from a year ago (Wow, that was only a year ago.

ARIZONA CARDINALS

‘TOUGH BREAK’ FOR EJ HENDERSON

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The Sunday night game was pretty much over by halftime, with neither Brett Favre nor Adrian Peterson able to get much going against an Arizona Cardinals team, an organization that finally seems to have its act together.

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IF YOU WANNA CROWN PEYTON, THEN CROWN…

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Orchestrating another offensive explosion onto his opponents' face, neck, and trendy eyewear.


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