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Player Who Could Have Replaced Player Suspended For Abuse Fired For Abuse

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If you can't trust a friend of the Pounceys, who can you trust?

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Drew Stanton Declared Winner In This Week’s “Who Gets to Beat Up on Eli Manning” Contest

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He'll start against the hapless Giants today, so that sound you just heard was everyone who autodrafted in your fantasy league scrambling toward the free agency pool.

strong takes

An anonymous internet commenter’s response to Rashard Mendenhall’s attack on internet commenters

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He takes shots at alleged racists, and anonymous internet commenters. I felt I needed to respond to these vile accusations and take a stand because this type of unchecked aggression towards real NFL fans is unacceptable.

STRIPPERS

Darnell Dockett’s early Christmas gift to the world (NSFW)

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It's the season of giving, after all. And after a weekend of shopping and watching plenty of football, what more could you want than a gift? Something wrapped up in a bow, something nice, something to keep you warm at night?

robotsfightingdinosaurs

RIP Andre Ellington’s Dreads

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[via] Nobody's watching it, but the Jacksonville/Arizona game isn't as terrible as people probably thought it would be.

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The Best Moments From Seahawks-Cardinals

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That was a game that satisfied all of our expectations.

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Seahawks-Cardinals TNF Live Blog, Second Half

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Cardinals got two first downs on their opening drive, which is a smashing success by their standards.

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Seahawks-Cardinals THF Live Blog, First Half

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[via] Last season, the Cardinals pulled an upset over Seattle in the Pink Taco.

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Honey Badger Is Back, Y’all

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Much like Adam Jones did with the "Pacman" moniker, Tyrann Mathieu tried to distance himself from the "Honey Badger" nickname he had when playing in college once it became synonymous with him doing stupid things and smoking tons of weed.

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Week 5 Late Games Open Thread

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[via] A silly typo by ESPN after Peyton Manning dismantled the Ravens on opening night.

the rog

NFL Huffs and Puffs Empty Threats at Glendale

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Ah, bucolic Glendale, Arizona, a northwest suburb of Phoenix that boasts a population of 230,000(ish), set against the gorgeous background of mountains and sunshine.

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A Cardinals Player Lost A Middle Finger On Sunday

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All the mess about concussions and CTE lets us forget that football is also capable of producing other types of grisly injuries.

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Let’s Overanalyze On-Field Mannerisms!

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Carson Palmer gave a fistbump to referee Pete Morelli on Sunday after the Lions defense was flagged for roughing the passer, a penalty that extended a Cardinals drive in the second half.

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No Huddle: Suh’s Hefty Fine, Rob Ryan’s Act Of Kindness, Chip Kelly’s Not Impressed & More

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They only play once every Thursday, Sunday or Monday, but the story lines created before, during and after games are more than enough to keep the NFL on America's consciousness throughout the week.


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