THE DANISH

France doth protest too much: Lars Von Trier banned from Cannes

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You can read the full quote of what Lars Von Trier said at Cannes the other day in the bottom half of this post, but I think any sane person would agree that it was pretty obvious that he was joking.

THE DANISH

Lars Von Trier is sorry about your frilly panties

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Earlier today, I told you about Lars Von Trier's now-infamous "I'm a Nazi" declaration at the Cannes press conference for his film, Melancholia.

YOUNG PROSTITUTES

Emily Browning plays a comatose prostitute again

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Here's Australian actress Emily Browning, aka Sucker Punch's Baby Doll, in the Cannes poster for the Jane Campion-produced Sleeping Beauty.

UGLY WOMEN

Sean Penn makes Robert Smith seem even uglier

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If you thought Robert Smith from The Cure was ugly, you're probably puking in your mouth from the sight of Sean Penn's impression of him in This Must Be the Place.

XAVIER BEAUVOIS

This is why people hate the French

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I've never been to France, but the French people I've met have generally been pretty nice, so when I make French jokes, it's mostly because I'm amused by the English-speaking world's irrational hatred of all things French.

#TRAILERS

WOULD A FART BY ANY OTHER NAME…

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Bright Star is a film starring Abbie Cornish and Ben Whishaw, from The Piano director Jane Campion, about the romance between poet John Keats and Fanny Brawne, "an outspoken student of high fashion.

MORE F*CKING ZOMBIES?

72-DOLLAR ZOMBIE MOVIE GETS DISTRIBUTION

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Welsh director Marc Price claims Colin, his zombie movie that recently premiered at Cannes, had a production budget of just $72.

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TARANTINO GETS MIXED REVIEWS, CUTS

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Variety's Anne Thompson did an interview with Quentin Tarantino recently, in which he told her that he thought Death Proof wasn't as good as it could've been because he "overfiddled.

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WANNA BUY A SUITCASE FULL OF PANDA MEAT?

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Jack Black showed up to Cannes with 40 guys in Panda costumes and then hammed it up like only Jack Black can to promote the premier of his new movie, Kung Fu Panda.


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