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Cheerleader’s Story Becoming A Movie

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So often in sports we’re spoon-fed storylines about athletes that seem like they’re right out of a Hollywood movie – Kurt Warner’s rise to fame, Marvin Harrison's criminal kingpin alter ego, and Gina Carano’s gorgeous ass kicking, to name a few.

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Chad Ochocinco Plays Futbol…Poorly

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Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco started his tryout with Sporting KC of MLS today, and everyone seems to be covering this like a real story, as if he had a chance to make the team and totally wasn't being milked for publicity like a common cow.

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Marvin Lewis Takes Ochocinco Down A Peg

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Cincinnati Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis knows no offseason when it comes to giving grief to his colorful wide receiver Chad Ochocinco.

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Carson Palmer Wants A Divorce From The Cincinnati Bungles

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<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/QB-Carson-Palmer-vows-to-never-play-for-Cincinnati-Bengals-again-030111"> What do we have here? Another Ohio professional sports star refusing to ride the wave any longer? Well, it all depends on your definition of star. If Carson Palmer is your definition of a star, then you likely refer to Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady as "planet" and "universe," respectively. Now Carson Palmer, the star, has given the Cincinnati Bengals the ultimate ultimatum: either trade him or he'll retire. It looks like Marvin Lewis may be handing him a gold watch in the upcoming months. The two-time Pro Bowler and former Heisman Trophy winner reportedly told a confidant: "I will never set foot in Paul Brown Stadium again." Palmer is also quoted as saying: "I have $80 million in the bank. I don't have to play football for money. I'll play it for the love of the game but that would have to be elsewhere. I'm prepared to live my life." Palmer has requested a trade, but Bengals owner Mike Brown said in January he had denied it because the 31-year-old was too important to the team. It was reported that Palmer would retire if he was not traded. However, according to Sports Illustrated's Peter King, the Bengals had softened their stance on Palmer and would consider trading him after the NFL labor situation is sorted out. <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/QB-Carson-Palmer-vows-to-never-play-for-Cincinnati-Bengals-again-030111">[Fox News]</a> If you can't win with two capable---albeit aging---wide receivers in Ochocinco and Terrell Owens, who can you win with.

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Oh Please Just Shut Up, Terrell Owens

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I wish I was half as good at anything as Terrell Owens thinks he is at life.

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Locked-Out NFL Player Making Documentary Film

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Cincinnati Bengals offensive lineman Eric Wright Evan Mathis is keeping himself busy in this most turbulent of offseasons.

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Carson Palmer’s Selling His House

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Cincinnati quarterback and frequent injury recipient Carson Palmer has <a href="http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110123/SPT02/301230048/Carson-Palmer-demands-trade-from-Bengals-ESPN-reports">clearly stated</a> that he doesn't want to play with the Bengals anymore by demanding a trade, and he's now taking the next step in Operation: Palmer Leaves Cincy (that's what I'd call it if I was him): putting his house on the market.

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Bengals’ Chad: ‘Ochocinco No Mas’

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Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco just told ESPN's Trey Wingo that he intends to change his name back to "Chad Johnson" in time for the 2011 NFL season, assuming there is one.

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Carson Palmer Wants To Be Traded

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The Bengals season ended nearly a month ago, and yet Carson Palmer is still making questionable decisions.

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Chad Ochocinco Always Inhales

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Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco is probably one of those guys that schedules big events in January.

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Bengals Fan to Sell Football Allegiance

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As the playoffs continue to separate the NFL's contenders from pretenders, fans of lesser franchises continue to pour over mock drafts and off-season strategies.

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Enjoy Chad Ochocinco’s Toilet

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Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco <a href="http://twitpic.com/3cha05">tweeted</a> a photo of his toilet earlier today, and how about that, it looks just like a Bengals helmet.

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Open Thread: Thanksgiving Football

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Pic via <a href="http://highguy.tumblr.com/">Dirk</a> In the long and storied history of this country, it doesn't get much more American than Thanksgiving and the NFL.

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Jeff Reed Will Stay Unemployed For A While

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Former Steelers kicker Jeff Reed was sent packing after <a href="http://www.steelersdepot.com/2010/11/jeff-reed-patriots-post-game-press-conference/">a Randy-Moss-esque press conference confessional</a> following the team's Sunday night loss to the Patriots.

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T.O. Heard Rumors That He May Or May Not Have Actually Started

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Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Terrell Owens finally weighed in on this Donovan McNabb business.

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Bengals DC Mike Zimmer Drops ‘MF’ Bomb On Bobby Petrino

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Mike Zimmer is a sentimental favorite in Cincinnati.

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'T.Ocho' Will Be Latest Show On Versus That You Won't Watch

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Cincinnati Bengals wideouts Chad Ocho Cinco and that one guy who drops a lot of balls are talking about doing a TV show.

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Bengals Cheerleader Wins $11 Million Defammation Lawsuit…Sort Of

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Last year, beacon of Internet gossip blogging integrity TheDirty.

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Chad Ochocinco Goes Numbero Uno

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Fluent spanglish speaker, Chad Ochocinco, has been randomly selected by the NFL to undergo a urinalysis.

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Don’t Make The Mistake Of Caring About Preseason Football

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I love it how everyone watches their teams' first preseason games of the season and then flips out, as if they serve as any sort of barometer for ANYTHING.


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