FAKE

Don’t Worry, There Is No Such Thing As A Fried Chicken Oreo… Yet.

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An image of a bag of fried chicken Oreos is making the rounds, but before you vomit, know that it's just a photoshop.

David Cronenberg

Learn The Real Story Behind How They Made The Guy’s Head Explode In ‘Scanners’

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Watch the special effects team behind David Cronenberg's 'Scanners' explain how they made Louis Del Grande's head explode so well.

AT LEAST IT'S COMPETITIVE

Watch Molly Schuyler House Two 72 Ounce Steaks In 15 Minutes

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Molly Schuyler not only shattered Joey Chestnut's record for eating the Big Texan steak, but she ate a second one just for emphasis.

GROSS BRO

A Wedding In Utah Was Interrupted By Transients Having Sex On The Church Lawn

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Some old transients were arrested after they were spotted having disgusting sex on a church lawn in front of some wedding guests.

GROSS BRO

The Mayor Of A Town In Canada Tried To Sell A Dead Sperm Whale On eBay

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After a dead sperm whale showed up on a beach in Newfoundland, the people are doing anything they can to get rid of its stinking corpse.

craigslist ads

A Brooklyn Man Is Using Craigslist To Find A Woman To Bathe In Ramen Noodles

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Looking to make a quick $175? All you have to do is sit in a bathtub full of Ramen noodles for 30 minutes.

BREAKFAST FOODS

A Very Thorough And Painfully Scientific Review Of The Taco Bell Breakfast Menu

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Before you drive over to Taco Bell and order up a Waffle Taco, here's a very thorough review of the complete breakfast menu.

COLOMBIA

If Peeing Your Pants During A Campaign Speech Is Cool, Then Consider Juan Manuel Santos Miles Davis

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During a speech to launch his re-election campaign, Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos didn't slow down as he wet the front of his khakis.

#FOOD

Yes, Jim Gaffigan Is Aware That Hot Pockets Are Being Recalled For ‘Diseased And Unsound’ Meat

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Now that Hot Pockets are being recalled for 'diseased and unsound animal' meat, everyone and their mother is invoking Jim Gaffigan's standup bit.

2014 winter olympics

Bob Costas’s Son Knows Why His Eyeballs Are So Gross And It Involves Ken Rosenthal

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Bob Costas's son Keith blamed Ken Rosenthal's height for the reason that his dad's eyes are terrifying children around the world.

College Basketball

Kobayashi Took On Portland State’s Cheerleaders In A Wiener Eating Contest

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To promote the basketball team's season tickets, Portland State had Takeru Kobayashi compete against cheerleaders in a hot dog eating contest.

EWWWWW

CDC Report: Public Pools Are Full Of Poop

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According to a new study published by the Centers for Disease (and eventually Teen Mom sex tape) Control, your local public pools are full of sh*t.

Baseball

Bryce Harper Tweeted His Graphic Toe Injury

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Bryce Harper is a 20-year old baseball phenom with lucrative endorsement deals, <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/harper-mercedes.jpeg" target="_blank">one bitchin’ Mercedes</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/03/bryce-harper-is-the-luckiest-man-alive" target="_blank">a lifetime supply of Chipotle</a>.


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