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Fat Christian Bale & the new American Hustle posters make my pants tight

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It's already well-established that the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/07/trailer-american-hustle-bradley-cooper-bale" target="_blank">trailer for David O. Russel's American Hustle</a> melted my face off and kicked my balls in, but now we have five new American Hustle posters for each character, including one starring my new favorite actor, Fat Christian Bale, at which to aim our boners.

#JENNIFER LAWRENCE

The American Hustle Trailer is Here, and It’s Spectacular

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It seems like it was only yesterday when we first laid hungry eyes on <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/07/pictures-bradley-cooper-christian-bale-american-hustle-david-o-russell" target="_blank">Christian Bale's breathtaking combover and Bradley Cooper's bitchin' brillo</a> in David O.

#JENNIFER LAWRENCE

Bradley Cooper & Christian Bale are lookin' pretty slick in American Hustle

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Bradley Cooper and Christian Bale are looking like a couple of righteous dudes, just trying to get some stank on their hangdowns in these new pictures from American Hustle (courtesy of <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2013/07/29/first-look-david-o-russell-film-american-hustle/2593177/" target="_blank">USA Today</a>).

THE FOURTH ESTATE

What Would Our Print Media Look Like If The Avengers Were Real? MediAvengers Investigates.

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If The Avengers existed in real life, they'd usurp the celebrities and athletes in our print media. Mediavengers has photoshopped this version of reality.

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Robert Downey Jr. Will Star In Avengers 2 And 3 But What About Those Other Guys?

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As I’m sure you’ve heard throughout the prison yard, Robert Downey Jr.

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Jeremy Renner Will Be So Pleased: ‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Sequel In The Works

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'Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters' just passed the $200 million mark, which means a sequel was approved. (But probably not approved by Jeremy Renner.)

TOMMY WIRKOLA

‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Urge You To Not Eat The F–king Candy

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New red band trailer and two clips from 'Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters' are leaving us wondering if this will be campy in a good way.

#SNL

'SNL' Recap: Jeremy Renner And Maroon 5

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The best and worst moments from last night's new episode of "Saturday Night Live," with host Jeremy Renner and musical performances by Maroon 5.

#IAN MCKELLEN

Ian McKellen’s Lost Commentary for ‘Lord of the Rings’ (Morning Links)

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[via <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/ian-mckellens-lord-of-the-rings-commentary-the-lost-tapes/" target="_blank">Screen Junkies</a>] MORNING LINKS Lincoln Review: Spielberg’s best movie in years, but is it any good.

#TRAILERS

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters still doesn't look that funny

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When I <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/01/jeremy-renner-gemma-arterton-to-star-in-hansel-gretel-witch-hunters" target="_blank">first heard</a> about Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, a movie about a grown-up Hansel and Gretel who go around shooting witches, from Will Ferrell's production company and the director of Nazi zombie movie Død Snø (Tommy Wirkola), I thought it sounded like a perfect parody of the "dark fairy tale" trend - see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, The Raven, et al.

TOMMY WIRKOLA

Red Band Trailer For 'Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters' Brings The Bloody Murder

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The red band trailer for 'Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters' doesn't seem to be taking itself quite as seriously as the green band trailer did.

#TRAILERS

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters finally has a trailer

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It was 2009 when we <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/hansel-gretel-witch-hunter" target="_blank">first heard about</a> Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, a film starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton, whose plot you can guess from the title.

#TRAILERS

Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters (Trailer)

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15 years after their traumatic gingerbread-house incident, siblings Hansel and Gretel have become a formidable team of bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world.

#AVENGERS

The Gag Reel For 'The Avengers' Keeps On Truckin'

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'The Avengers' DVD and Blu-ray are out in some countries, so we now get to see the gag reel a deleted scene with Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston, and Stellan Skarsgård.

#AVENGERS

Guess What Ridiculous Tagline Is Attached To 'The Avengers' In Japan

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'The Avengers' finally opens in Japan this week, but the film has already raised hackles with the silly, potentially offensive tagline on the posters.

#AVENGERS

Chinese Bootleg’s Subtitles For ‘The Avengers’ May Be Better Than The Movie Itself

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The subtitles on a Chinese bootleg of 'The Avengers' are hilariously incorrect. We've collected 13 of our favorite mistranslated scenes here.

#AVENGERS

Rejoice! Joss Whedon To Write And Direct ‘Avengers’ Sequel

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Joss Whedon signed to write and direct the sequel to 'The Avengers' and help develop an Avengers TV show for Marvel and ABC because money.

WIKIPEDIA

8 Places You Probably Don’t Remember Seeing Jeremy Renner

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Throughout the course of Jeremy Renner's Clooney-lite career (seven cancelled TV series by my count) he's left quite a trail that will totally make it easier to take him seriously as a super secret agent this weekend. Promise.

#TRAILERS

Bourne Legacy Trailer: Jeremy Renner grinds a rail on a dirt bike!

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I've always considered the Bourne movies to be basically two-hour, network TV procedurals with more annoying cinematography, but now that the Bourne Legacy trailer has Jeremy Renner doing a sick rail grind  on his dirt bike with a chick on the back the whole time, perhaps I owe them another look.


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