THE ROYAL COUPLE

Jenna Dewan Once Made Channing Tatum Chase Down The Royal Couple

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Jenna Dewan-Tatum, AKA Jenna D-1 C-Tates, was a guest on Ellen last week, and all that anyone would want to ever ask her is what our boy, the hardest twerkin’ playboy in show bizna$$$ty, Channing Tatum is like as a father to their young daughter Everly.

PRINCE WILLIAM

The BBC ‘Accidentally’ Broadcasted A Penis On Prince William’s Head This Morning

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If you looked closely enough on the BBC this morning, you'll have seen a penis on Prince William's forehead.

ROYAL BABY

Honest BBC Reporter Is Honest About The Royal Baby Not Being News

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The Royal Baby isn't news, and one BBC reporter isn't afraid to say so.

THE JERSEY SHORE

Of Course Snooki Wrote A Letter To Kate Middleton Offering Baby Advice

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Former Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi wrote a letter to Kate Middleton with some advice about how to handle being a new mother.

Kate Middleton

Bookmaker Offering 100-1 Odds For Giving Birth The Same Day As Kate Middleton

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A pregnant woman in Longton, England made a small wager at 100-1 odds that she would give birth on the same day as Kate Middleton.

OFFICIAL PORTRAIT

Kate Middleton's Unfortunate Official Portrait Gets The Internet Reworking It Needs

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A collection of parodies of the lovely Kate Middleton's terrifying official portrait.

ROYAL BABY

The Only Kate Middleton, Prince William ‘Royal Baby’ GIF You Need

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Look who's...coming out of Kate Middleton in nine months, in a single GIF.

VIDEOS

Will & Kate Greeted By Topless Hosts

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We have no realistic idea where Tavanipupu is but you have to think the people there have the most awesome sense of humor.

THE COOLER

9.17 The Cooler

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TEXAS

The Best Of The 9th Annual Corgi Celebration

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When Matt sent me an e-mail last month confirming whether or not I was in Austin, Texas, and asking me if I'd go to a local corgi gathering and cover it for him, I jumped at the opportunity.

#AMAZON

50 Actual Items That You Can Buy To Celebrate The Royal Wedding

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When all is said and done and Prince William and Kate Middleton say, “Oi do”, retail stores in and around London are expected to have pulled in as much as £550 million in profit.

tyler the creator

Tyler, The Creator Doesn’t Care About The Royal Wedding

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/04/on-diddy-blockbuster-and-a-thing-called-karma"> I don't know much about <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/tyler-the-creator">Tyler, The Creator</a>.

#Facebook

Pity the poor Kate Middletons on Facebook

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While <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/feature/2011/04/15-hilarious-kate-middleton-for-the-win-entries/#page/1">all of us are already sick of the dumb royal wedding</a>, there's probably one group of people out there who are more sick of us than all the rest: ladies named Kate Middleton.

THE COOLER

4.27 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=186648"> Karen Tysin 15 Hilarious ‘Kate Middleton For The Win’ Entries <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/feature/2011/04/15-hilarious-kate-middleton-for-the-win-entries/">[Uproxx]</a> The Marshall Mathers LP Hits Diamond <a href="http://rapradar.com/2011/04/26/the-marshall-mathers-lp-hits-diamond/">[RR]</a> Will.

NBC

Americans Don’t Care About the Royal Wedding

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Last week, NBC decided to <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/04/nbc-experimenting-with-smart-decisions">scale back coverage</a> of the royal wedding after polling suggested that Americans don't care about a balding guy who scored a kinda-hot chick because he's a wealthy-ass prince.

TLC

TLC to Indulge in Royal Wedding Porn

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Pardon the metaphorical headline, but Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married on Friday, April 29, and apparently some Americans care about England's state-sponsored inbred celebrities, because TLC is rolling out a full week of royal wedding-related programming.




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