Posts Tagged: Kris Humphries

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Las Vegas Used To Be Better Than This

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I think the best part of Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries is that we’re pretty much done ever having to mention Humphries again.

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This May Be The Greatest Vigil Ever Held

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We like to joke around a lot about how pathetic and obviously fake the marriage between eventual NBA free agent Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian was, but the humor goes a long way to cover up the same anger and contempt that we all share for the way these fake celebrities manipulate this country’s TV zombie audience, how it led to a colossal payday for the Kardashian Klan, and how Kim has the last laugh after only 72 days of marriage.

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Rob Delaney Is Suing Kim Kardashian

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Comedian Rob Delaney (who you might recognize from <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2009/09/mad-men-with-massholes">the "MA Men" spoof</a> of "Mad Men") is awesomely suing Kim Kardashian (as well as E.

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The Kardashian/Humphries Divorce Summed Up In A Single Gif, And The Greatest Halloween Viral Video Ever

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I swore that we, <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/WarmingGlow/status/131050461838053377">like Warming Glow</a>, would do everything in our power to ignore the "celebrity" breakup news floating around out there on the internet today, but the gif above made me LOL way to hard not to post it.

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Care About This: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Are Getting Divorced

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Speculation has been running rampant on sites where "Lindsay Lohan has gross teeth" is news for weeks, and it's about to become official: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are divorcing.

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Update: Kris Humphries Has No Wedding Ring

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Yesterday, I brought you the sad news that the incredibly real marriage between Kim Kardashian and the missing link Kris Humphries may be on the rocks.

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Who’s Ready To Be Shocked?

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After New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries married Kim Kardashian in a wedding that netted them approximately $17 million in endorsements, it surprised very few people that Kardashian’s mother, Kris Jenners, also signed on to be Humphries’ manager.

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NBA Players Sure Loved Fashion Week

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If you were a professional NBA player and you made the majority of your income from endorsements or the E.

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We Like To Think It Happened Like This: Kris Humphries Met Ray J On A Plane

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As we grow more impatient and tiresome of this NBA lockout, I’m going to offer a promise – no more stories about Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian after today.

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Kris Humphries’ New Wife Is Very Popular

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In case you weren’t aware, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries married Kim Kardashian over the weekend, in a wedding ceremony that reportedly cost close to $18 million.

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Jay-Z Can Finally Attend Kim Kardashian’s Wedding, But He Probably Won’t

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While it’s no surprise that the NBA could be so generous, league officials have granted permission for New Jersey Nets personnel to attend this Saturday’s wedding of Kim Kardashian and Nets forward Kris Humphries, according to the Associated Press.

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Only In Vegas: Kim Kardashian Had Kris Humphries’ Bachelor Party

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A few weeks ago, I made fun of Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh because he had such a typical and unoriginal bachelor party for a guy who is the highest paid player on a team that features LeBron James and Dwyane Wade.

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The Ten Most Ridiculous Items On Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries’ Wedding Registry

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Let me just get this out of the way: I don't like weddings and do everything in my power to avoid them.

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I’m Buying Kim Kardashian an $1100 Alarm Clock

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If you weren't aware, Kris Humphries and his fiancée Kim Kardashian are rich.

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Congratulations On Your Fake Pregnancy, Kim Kardashian!

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Last week <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/05/important-news-kris-humphries-and-kim-kardashian-are-engaged">we announced</a> (exclusively, I'm going to claim) that somewhat-socialite Kim Kardashian had gotten engaged to New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, a guy with the same name as her mother.

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Important News: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are Engaged

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New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries has officially proposed to his girlfriend of six months, reality TV star Kim Kardashian, and the story is ONLY AVAILABLE IN PEOPLE MAGAZINE (or here, I guess).

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This Week In Chicks Who Bang Athletes

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Kim Kardashian recently wrapped up her miserable failure World AIDS Day fundraiser by taking time out to update E.


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