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ROFLMNBAO: The Best Of This Week’s NBA Action In Pictures

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Last Friday, the not-surprisingly-terrible New Jersey Nets earned their second win of the season with a 97-85 tickle fight against the slightly-less-terrible Toronto Raptors.

NEW JERSEY NETS

People Don’t Seem To Understand Why Fans Are Booing Kris Humphries

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The New Jersey Nets were downright humiliated in their home opener last night, a 106-70 curb stomping at the hands of the Atlanta Hawks.

NEW YORK KNICKS

You Knew This Was Coming, Kris Humphries

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The other day, I pointed out that there was a good possibility that Kris Humphries is just a big, dumb oaf who didn’t quite understand what he got himself into when he “married” Kim Kardashian a few months ago.

TMZ

TMZ Won’t Let Kris Humphries Re-Enter The Workforce

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So Kris Humphries signed a one-year contract worth a reported $8 million to play for the New Jersey Nets this season.

NBA

So What Did Kris Humphries And Kim Kardashian Do With Their Wedding Gifts?

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Maybe the coolest thing that I saw on TV this year took place last week when Barbara Walters interviewed her Most Fascinating People of 2011 (that were most likely picked by the ABC network) and she told the Kardashians to their faces: “You don’t really act.

OFFICIAL LEGAL ANALYSIS

Kris Humphries Wants An Annulment

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According to <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/01/kris-humphries-annulment-documents/#.TtgCp0q4C50">documents obtained by TMZ</a>, Kris Humphries has responded to Kim Kardashian's divorce petition by seeking an annulment.

THIS WEEK IN 'NO HOMO'

Kim Kardashian Is Fat, Kris Humphries Is Gay, Free World Destroyed By Bombshells

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/star-kris-is-gay.jpg"></a>Before we start, a bit of advice: don't google "star kris is gay" looking for a photo of this magazine cover without your SafeSearch on.

WORKOUT DVDS

Great News For People Who Want Big Butts

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  If you’re worried that the special lady in your life has been packing on a few extra pounds this holiday season, you’re in luck.

TABLOIDS HAVE NO BUSINESS COVERING SPORTS

Kris Humphries Is The Biggest Jerk Ever

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The other day I was at Publix, purchasing my daily requirements of condoms and bacon when I saw the latest tabloid rags bagging on the Kardashian Klan for what we all knew was the fakest marriage since Liza Minelli and David Guest.

THE COOLER

11.15 The Cooler

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Monique Green Heavy D Funeral Set For Friday In New York [Celebrity Circuit] Lil B Wants 'I Got AIDS' To Encourage STD Testing [RapFix] App For Those Who Like Big Butts And Cannot Lie [The Urban Daily] Finding The Perfect NBA Teams For The [...].

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Saturday Night Live Nailed Kris Humphries

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I don't want to dip too much into <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com">our uncle Matt's territory</a>, but there was no way I wasn't going to acknowledge the way "Saturday Night Live" absolutely destroyed the Kardashian family and especially Kris Humphries the other night.

PLEASE END THE NBA LOCKOUT

Las Vegas Used To Be Better Than This

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I think the best part of Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries is that we’re pretty much done ever having to mention Humphries again.

PLEASE END THE NBA LOCKOUT

This May Be The Greatest Vigil Ever Held

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We like to joke around a lot about how pathetic and obviously fake the marriage between eventual NBA free agent Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian was, but the humor goes a long way to cover up the same anger and contempt that we all share for the way these fake celebrities manipulate this country’s TV zombie audience, how it led to a colossal payday for the Kardashian Klan, and how Kim has the last laugh after only 72 days of marriage.

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Rob Delaney Is Suing Kim Kardashian

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Comedian Rob Delaney (who you might recognize from <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2009/09/mad-men-with-massholes">the "MA Men" spoof</a> of "Mad Men") is awesomely suing Kim Kardashian (as well as E.

#gifs

The Kardashian/Humphries Divorce Summed Up In A Single Gif, And The Greatest Halloween Viral Video Ever

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I swore that we, <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/WarmingGlow/status/131050461838053377">like Warming Glow</a>, would do everything in our power to ignore the "celebrity" breakup news floating around out there on the internet today, but the gif above made me LOL way to hard not to post it.

#Batman

Care About This: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Are Getting Divorced

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Speculation has been running rampant on sites where "Lindsay Lohan has gross teeth" is news for weeks, and it's about to become official: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are divorcing.

NBA

Update: Kris Humphries Has No Wedding Ring

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Yesterday, I brought you the sad news that the incredibly real marriage between Kim Kardashian and the missing link Kris Humphries may be on the rocks.

TABLOIDS HAVE NO BUSINESS COVERING SPORTS

Who’s Ready To Be Shocked?

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After New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries married Kim Kardashian in a wedding that netted them approximately $17 million in endorsements, it surprised very few people that Kardashian’s mother, Kris Jenners, also signed on to be Humphries’ manager.


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