Wimbledon

I Wanna Kiss You, I Couldn't Care Less About Wimbledon

Forget Brooklyn Decker, we got PAM SHRIVER in the house.

Wimbledon

Wimbledon Cameraman Does It For Aunt May

In super important tennis news, Wimbledon camera operator 'Colin' tripped backwards over a canvas barrier trying to get footage of Elena Vesnina signing autographs and ended up trapped under his own apparatus.

#PRO WRESTLING

Great Moments In Sports Guys Doing The Worm For No Reason

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Étienne Brodeur of the Chicoutimi Saguenéens is either a random group of meaningless letters or a Quebec Major Junior Hockey League who is not afraid to celebrate his playoff game-winning goal against the Saint John Sea Dogs with a 1980s breakdancing centerpiece.

TENNIS

It’s The End Of Organized Youth Sports As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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As the war against the “Pussification of America” rages on, it’s comforting to see that other countries are also dealing with their share of coddling parents and frivolous lawsuits.

#TUMBLR

Capybaras That Look Like Rafael Nadal Is Our New Favorite Tumblr

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On July 14, Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic are going to play a charity exhibition match at Real Madrid’s Santiago Bernabeau Stadium, as they’ll attempt to break the all-time record for attendance at a tennis match while raising money for the Real Madrid and Rafael Nadal Foundations.

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Bar Refaeli Makes Tennis And Life Awesome

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Back in January, I offered my brilliant wisdom and relationship insight to New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady as his 31-year old wife, Gisele Bundchen, is believed to be on track to become the world’s first billionaire supermodel thanks to her new underwear line.

VOLLEYBALL

What The Hell Is Going On

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There are a lot of sports in the world, ranging from those that require top-shelf physical skill (marathon running, pro football against the New Orleans Saints) to sports you can sorta perform involuntarily (curling, the luge).

#NFL

Important News: Dancing With The Stars Season 14 Has Its Sports Guys

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The cast for season 14 of ABC’s 'Dancing with the Stars' was unveiled this morning, and to answer the questions you may be having so far: 1.

TENNIS

Federer? Nadal? Give It Up For The Ball Boy

ESPN put up a piece this morning analyzing Rafael Nadal's Australian Open semifinals win over Roger Federer, attributing Federer's 6-7 (5), 6-2, 7-6 (5), 6-4 loss to everything from inability to consolidate break lead to being bored because the fireworks went on too long.

WOMENS TENNIS

Anna Kournikova Still Kind Of Has It

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Last Friday, I was farting around on the Internet when I decided to check out celebrity birthdays, and I was pretty shocked to learn that it was actor Rainn Wilson’s 46th birthday.

TENNIS

So Long Andy Roddick And Thanks For Only One Day Of Brooklyn Decker

Things started off well for Andy Roddick at the Australian Open, as he won his first round match over the Netherlands’ Robin Haase 6-3, 6-4, 6-1.

TENNIS

My Only Regret Is That I Have Baghdatis

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if you don't understand why he's doing this, then you don't understand tennis.

WOMENS TENNIS

Enjoy This Ana Ivanovic Photoshoot Before She’s Murdered By ’70s Cannibals

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By way of our friends at Guyism comes this gorgeous photoshoot of Serbian beauty and former world tennis number one Ana Ivanovic, a great change of pace from the busty blondes of debatable weight and nipple-and-lollipops mistresses we normally feature.

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Rapping Christmas Andy Roddick Sets White People Back 100 Years

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And now, the worst thing Andy Roddick has done to white people since bagging Mandy Moore.

WOMENS TENNIS

Monica Seles Thinks This Idea Is Terrible

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My Google alerts must be messed up, because normally my women’s tennis exhibition match news is the first thing that greets me each morning.

THE EXPENDABLES 2

Just What ‘The Expendables 2′ Needed: Tennis

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A lot of people like to bag on The Expendables and the upcoming sequel as terrible movies, but when you break the first film down for what it actually was – needless explosions and violence for the purpose of giving some old guys money – it was a pretty damn good film.

TENNIS

We Get It Already, Rafael Nadal Is Really Good At Sports

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We already knew that Rafael Nadal is one of the greatest professional tennis players of all time.

WOMENS TENNIS

Serena Williams Is America’s True Fashion Icon

Serena Williams was out and about in West Hollywood the other night, and there’s really nothing else to report.

WOMENS TENNIS

Serena Williams’ Night On Bald Mountain

Your first thought when looking at that picture should be, "Wow, how is it that muscular, 5-foot-9, 150-pound Serena Williams is a sports millionaire and still buys her clothes at the Baby Gap.


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