Posts Tagged: TENNIS

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My Only Regret Is That I Have Baghdatis

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if you don't understand why he's doing this, then you don't understand tennis.

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Enjoy This Ana Ivanovic Photoshoot Before She’s Murdered By ’70s Cannibals

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By way of our friends at <a href="http://guyism.com/sports/ana-ivanovic-shows-why-she-is-the-sexiest-woman-in-tennis.html">Guyism</a> comes this gorgeous photoshoot of Serbian beauty and former world tennis number one Ana Ivanovic, a great change of pace from the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/kate-upton-is-the-hottest-woman-in-the-history-of-the-circus">busty blondes of debatable weight</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/lets-take-a-good-long-look-at-kobe-bryants-alleged-mistress-jessica-burciaga">nipple-and-lollipops mistresses</a> we normally feature.

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Rapping Christmas Andy Roddick Sets White People Back 100 Years

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And now, the worst thing Andy Roddick has done to white people since bagging Mandy Moore.

CAROLINE WOZNIACKI

Monica Seles Thinks This Idea Is Terrible

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My Google alerts must be messed up, because normally my women’s tennis exhibition match news is the first thing that greets me each morning.

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Just What ‘The Expendables 2′ Needed: Tennis

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A lot of people like to bag on The Expendables and the upcoming sequel as terrible movies, but when you break the first film down for what it actually was – needless explosions and violence for the purpose of giving some old guys money – it was a pretty damn good film.

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We Get It Already, Rafael Nadal Is Really Good At Sports

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We already knew that Rafael Nadal is one of the greatest professional tennis players of all time.

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Serena Williams Is America’s True Fashion Icon

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Serena Williams was out and about in West Hollywood the other night, and there’s really nothing else to report.

KIM KARDASHIAN

Serena Williams’ Night On Bald Mountain

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Your first thought when looking at that picture should be, "Wow, how is it that muscular, 5-foot-9, 150-pound Serena Williams is a sports millionaire and still buys her clothes at the Baby Gap.

ANDY RODDICK

The Best Of The 2011 U.S. Open (Spoiler Alert: It’s All Brooklyn Decker)

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Andy Roddick has taken some time out from being America’s death rattle of men’s tennis success to openly voice his opinion on some matters that are near and dear to his heart.

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Behold Novak Djokovic’s Escape Pod

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If you thought you'd figured out how Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic ended up number one in the world, think again.

ANDRE AGASSI

Andy Samberg Looks Like Old Tennis Players

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Iconic sports photographer Walter Iooss, Jr.

NEW YORK TIMES MAGAZINE

Andy Samberg Reenacts Iconic Tennis For New York Times Magazine

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To accompany Gerald Marzorati's piece <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/28/magazine/the-fierce-intimacy-of-tennis-rivalries.html" target="_blank">"The Fierce Intimacy of Tennis Rivalries"</a>.

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Why NBC Lost Wimbledon

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ESPN’s new 12-year, nearly $500 million deal to carry Wimbledon (all of Wimbledon, including the semi-finals and finals that were stuck on NBC) was caused by one simple thing -- <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/06/addition-by-subtraction">Simona Halep's breast reduction</a>.

BJORN BORG

Seventies Tennis Just Got Awkward

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The rivalry between Sweden's Björn Borg and New Yorker byway of West Germany John McEnroe is so storied it has <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg%E2%80%93McEnroe_rivalry">its own Wikipedia Page</a>.

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Addition by Subtraction

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Yesterday, 19-year old Simona Halep breezed through her first-round match against Serbia's Bojana Jovanovski at Wimbledon.

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Yo! Andrea Petkovic Raps

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In case you aren't familiar with Andrea Petkovic, she's a Bosnian Serb tennis player who moonwalks after she beats people and promises things like videos of her rapping if she gets x-amount of Facebook fans.

JILLIAN MICHAELS

Anna Kournikova’s New Job: Emasculating Fat People

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Gorgeous tennis-nobody turned gorgeous regular-nobody Anna Kournikova is set to return to American consciousness (and, no doubt, to every men's magazine known to man) as a "sports trainer" for the next season of "The Biggest Loser.

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Strong is Beautiful

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Womens tennis news has been pretty drab of late, what with <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/05/pro-tip-do-not-stalk-serena-williams">Serena Williams being stalked</a>, being told she <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/05/serena-williams-is-a-hypocrite-for-not-wanting-to-be-stalked">deserved to be stalked for wearing sexy clothes</a> by the Sporting News, and having to watch her <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/03/venus-williams-karaoke-is-a-beautiful-disaster">sister sing 311 karaoke</a> on a booze cruise.


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