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CBS's Fall Schedule Is Still Pleasing to Your Doddering Old Grandparents

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FACT: The average age of a CBS viewer if 55 years old, and that even takes into account the younger age of "Big Bang Theory" and "2 Broke Girls" viewers, so if you take those two sitcoms out of the equation, the average age of a CBS viewer is probably pushing 60.

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The Whole Cast of 'Two and a Half Men' Is Returning for Another $ea$on

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Photo credit: CBS Hey, here are some sentences that will ruin your day: Word is that the trio are returning at their current salaries, with all three getting signing bonuses.

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TV's 10 Most Profitable Shows Include All the Shows You Hate

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Forbes magazine, ostensibly a business and finance magazine, nevertheless loves to calculate profits for tv shows, movie, and celebrities because they're not dumb: They know it's the only time the Internet actually pays attention to the publication.

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The Co-Creator of 'Two and a Half Men' Has Had It With Vaginas

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In what will assuredly come as a shock to all of you, it turns out that Lee Aronsohn, co-creator of "Two and a Half Men," has some less than enlightened views on women, and he expresses those views like a total goon.

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'Modern Family' Stars Are Gonna Get Paid

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The adult leads of "Modern Family" — Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet, and Sofia Vergara — each receive a salary of $65,000 per episode, with the exception of the more-established Ed O'Neill, who gets $100,000.

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Ashton Kutcher: Space Explorer

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Today in news that I promise I am not making up, Ashton Kutcher is going to be launched into space.

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CBS Renews a Crapload of Shows That You Probably Don't Care About

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CBS, whose audience average median age is literally 55 years old, pulled the trigger early and renewed a good two thirds or more of its primetime line-up yesterday, ensuring that the geriatric set will not have its stories taken away from them before they enter hospice care.

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Discussion Post: How Many of Nielsen's Top 25 Shows Do You Watch?

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I'm a television critic, so it is therefore my job to watch as much television as possible.

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‘Two and a Half Men’ Fans Are Still Bitching About Charlie v. Ashton

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We tend to think there are two kinds of TV viewers: those who like “complex” (for lack of a term that isn’t “not-for-idiots”) shows, and those who like everything else.

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2011’s 5 Most DVR’d Moments Capped by Roethlisberger’s Choke Sandwich

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Mike Wallace's drop on 4th and 5 of a pass from Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger's during this year's Super Bowl topped the year's most DVR'd moments, according to <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/20/idUS366440093120111220">Tivo's annual report</a>.

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Ten of TV’s Most Obnoxious, Overused Tropes

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Did people in the 1960s, when TV was a relatively new source of entertainment, predict that at the end of the “Mr.

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Thanksgiving Thread: What Terrible Shows Will Your Family Discuss at the Dinner Table?

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All things considered, the older members of my family have pretty decent TV-watching habits.

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What’s on Tonight: Gary Busey!

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Two and a Half Men (CBS) -- Gary Busey guest stars as a mental patient (natch).

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Ashton Kutcher: Stupid, but Still Better Than Charlie Sheen

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Last night, among growing outrage over the cronyism that allowed longtime assistant coach Jerry Sandusky to (allegedly) rape young boys in Penn State facilities, the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/11/penn-state-fans-rioted-over-joe-paterno#page/1">Penn State board of trustees fired Joe Paterno</a>, who was at least partly complicit.

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The Plot of ‘Two and a Half Men’ Recapped by Bored TV Critics

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Because I couldn't bring myself to sit through Ashton Kutcher's debut on last night's "Two and a Half Men," I went around the Internet and read a bunch of reviews.

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28 Million People Watched ‘Two and a Half Men’

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Welp,  looks like "Two and a Half Men" is gonna be okay without Charlie Sheen.

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Ashton Kutcher Got Naked on ‘Ellen’

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As we've already seen, "Two and a Half Men's" <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/07/fun-w-the-new-two-and-a-half-men-ads#page/1">marketing campaign</a> is built around the new cast being naked.


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