This is just like a dream I’ve always had! *Orgasm*
Adopted, written and directed by Pauly Shore, is a quasi-documentary about Pauly Shore’s trip to Africa to adopt a child. He’s one fish that’s WAY out of water! *record scratch sound effect*
For hundreds of years, Africa has existed in a state of despair. Famine, civil wars and rampant disease have left the continent without hope, but for the efforts of Western do-gooders. At first, they arrived with food, bibles and the magic of penicillin; more recently they have hosted rock concerts and sent plane loads of grain. And in the last decade of the 20th century they arrived and took babies home with them. First there was Angelina, then Madonna [both in the first decade of the 21st century akshully], and now…Pauly Shore! [IMDB – written by Pauly Shore]
Dare I say it, this… actually… looks… funny. …I can’t believe that just came out of my keyboard. *burns computer, sacrifices a chicken*
Sidenote/Public Service Announcement: You look like an idiot when you use Papyrus font.