As you can see, an AP story about Indiana Jones star Shia LeBeouf today had the headline “Court calls Shia LeBeouf’s puff bluff”. I’d always assumed “LeBeouf” rhymed with “Poof”, but luckily I’ve never had occasion to give him a shout out in my rap songs. Man, how stupid would I have looked!
Oh yeah, the story’s about Shia LeBeouf failing to appear in court – on a misdemeanor charge of “unlawful smoking.” I ‘d like to see a story about him performing cunnilingus on an unshaven Hillary Duff – possible headline: "Rough LeBeouf fluffs Duff’s muff scruff."
In related news, Gary Busey once killed and ate an entire family of transients.