04.17.08 10 years ago 162 Comments

As I and everyone else in the world has covered more than enough already, Uwe Boll is pulling out all the stops to promote his new movie, including claiming that Stephen Spielberg and Michael Bay are creating multiple identities and signing the petition against him, and calling out Tom Tykwer, Gus Van Sant, and Michael Hanake as additional examples of filmmakers he’s better than. 

But who cares about that, the real story is that now you can win Vern Troyer’s hat!  The one he wears in that movie no one’s going to see! 

Hey, uh, anyone else wonder what the fuck the white silhouette cutout with the question mark thingie is?  Or what it has to do with winning his hat?  Did there used to be a spider monkey with elephantiasis in this picture?  Seriously, what the fuck, man.

[Thanks to Robo for the tip] 

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