01.30.08 10 years ago 17 Comments

Citing a bunch of fake-sounding excuses like "lack of permits" the organizers of Lingerie Bowl V say the show is off. Again. For the second straight year. Why even bother playing Super Bowl then, if there's no accompanying soft core porn that doesn't involve the announcers and Tom Brady's junk?

It was the first time they tried to hold the event in the Super Bowl host city, as the previous Lingerie Bowls were held in my bedroom the L.A. Coliseum. We also lose out on color commentary from Jenna Jameson in which she would have detailed all the different color penises in her mouth. Megafrownies:((((

But, hey, buck up sulkmonkey: Puppy Bowl IV is still going strong. Going on the newspaper. Going on the grass. GOING ON THE WHAT? CARPET? YOU STUPID FUCKING DOG! Hopefully Parker Posey can find Colt's busy bee in time for kick-off.  -Christmas Ape

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