The Sports Point highlights the NYU student William Lopez who yesterday decided to make the school's graduation ceremony at Yankee Stadium his chance to fulfill Homer Simpson's lifelong wish of running onto the field at a baseball stadium. The most ginger Lopez ever was up to the task, despite wearing nothing but beige boxers and socks under his robe. He took a lap around the bases, before getting tackled by a baseball-savvy security guard who somehow predicted the running route he'd take.
Ignoring warnings to stay off the field, Lopez gave in to a spur of the moment impulse and, wearing just boxers, beige socks and brown laceups under his purple gown, he hopped the fence behind first base and raced across the diamond.
Lopez tagged third, hung on to his cap and chugged down the baseline toward home – cheered on by many classmates. A security guard tackled him before he reached the plate.
Aw. That kinda sucks. Let the kid have his fun, securitydocuhes. Why he's nothing but a…a…oh god no:
Lopez, who lives off-campus in the Village, is shooting his senior thesis film in New York and then going to Ireland this summer. He is also an aspiring musician who sings and plays the drums for an indie folk rock band called TreeUnion.
According to its MySpace site, the band's focus is on "positivity, environmental and social awareness, peace, love and general silliness." The band is in the midst of recording a debut album called "Happy Moon Man Face."
Fuck, he's the Wavy Gravy for a new generation. Why do all the trigger-happy officers get assigned to the Bronx? And TreeUnion? You wanna broadcast any louder the fact you hump trees?
Video, provided by FanIQ, after the jump:
fuck this douchebag. His parents shelled out $40K/year for this kid to embarrass them like this. Then again I blame the parents.
He could probably get some dank weed, man.
Where them trees at?
He's a ginger named Lopez? That's some goooooood weed.
"Getting pinned down and anally violated while wearing a graduation gown and mirror sunglasses in front of your classmates at home plate of Yankee Stadium isn't normal…..but it is when you're a ginger hippie douchebag pussy.
NYU…..Kinda Faggy."
i read the phrase "plays drums for a indie rock band" and instantly deducted that this is one of those uppity little douchebags that needs to be strapped to a chair and beaten to death with double ended dildos
Later, he told his friends how fun it was to run around the sports square.
The security guard should have been called for obstruction and the ginger should have been awarded home. It’s in the rule book.
Damn, I just re-wrote the lyrics to Fuck tha Police for this post and it didn't work. Boy is my ass red.
Don't taze him, Bro!
The NY film student was later quoted as saying "My roomate writes a blog, hell tell everybody about our band man"
Gotta love the always happy and ready to fuck you up security detail at The Stadium.
Had I been the security guard I would have just waited at home for him. Where the fuck else was he going to go?
P.S is that Barack Obama on top of him? I know who is getting my vote.
Jeezuis, ho manyh people are graduating? Sounds like an actual Yankmes game.
Where the hell are Ozzie Guillen and his "naughty" bats when you need them?