The Winners And Losers From The 2019 Golden Globes

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Well, that certainly happened! Yup, it really did, all of it. I know because I watched it, all of it, from beginning to end, for you. The 2019 Golden Globes were… something that happened. Awards were handed out to… people. Were they the right people? Probably not! I don’t know! What a night.

Anyway, before we get to the winners and losers from the ceremony, let’s all remember the two most important things about awards season:

  • Awards season is all very silly but, if we insist on doing it, we should at least try to give the awards to deserving winners
  • The Golden Globes are insane

Okay, here we go.