Nick Cannon Has Filed For Divorce From Mariah Carey

All the fairytale years of renewing their vows at Disneyland couldn’t save Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey. The couple announced their separation in August of last year, and now TMZ has learned that Cannon filed for divorce on December 12th. It kind of makes me mad that he was the one to do it, not her. How dare Nick Cannon file for divorce from Mariah Carey? She is the Elusive Chanteuse glitter butterfly queen, and if anybody should be filing for divorce from anybody, it’s her.

At least there’s a silver lining for Mariah Carey. On Ellen yesterday she announced an upcoming residency at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas — likely an incredibly lucrative deal that Nick Cannon won’t be getting his hands on. Go and get it, girl!