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Ever Wonder What It’s Like To Have Sex With Your Own Butt? There’s Now A Book For That

From the author of Gay T-Rex Law Firm Executive Boner and Glazed by the Gay Living Donuts comes Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt, Chuck Tingle’s latest erotic wonder. It’s about a man having sex with his own butt, or rather a winged clone of his butt that grows its own magical penis. How does that happen? Don’t worry, Chuck explains:

Today’s trial, which I have been randomly selected for as the subject, is going to take DNA from my brain, my ass, and a hawk.

But soon, he’s overcome by the sexiness of his brain-hawk-ass:

If I’m going to be honest, at this very moment I can barely contain my lust for this suave sophisticated living butt.

“I need you to f*ck me.” I suddenly admit in a haze of lustful desperation. “I need to be pounded up the ass by my own ass!”

“I’m just a bad little twink.” I admit to him. “And I need to be slammed from behind. I need to be taught a lesson from my own flying gay ass.”

Beyond being the finest writer of our or any time, who is Chuck Tingle? His Amazon author page will explain:

Dr. Chuck Tingle is an erotic author and Tae Kwon Do grandmaster (almost black belt) from Billings, Montana. After receiving his PhD at DeVry University in holistic massage, Chuck found himself fascinated by all things sensual, leading to his creation of the “tingler”, a story so blissfully erotic that it cannot be experienced without eliciting a sharp tingle down the spine.

Chuck’s hobbies include backpacking, checkers and sport.

I think this Amaz0n review sums it up well.

(Source: The Daily Dot)

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