Tila Tequila Is A Flat Earth Truther: ‘How Come Airplanes Can Land Without Crashing?’


Last time we checked in with Tila Tequila, she still had not completely forgotten about her Hitler fixation, and had adorned her infant daughter with a mustache resembling the former dictator. Now the mid-aughts MySpace vixen is making headlines again with some interesting thoughts about geography. Namely, that the earth really is flat, a theory that was disproved for once and for all when Ferdinand Magellan sailed around the world in the 1500s.

Oddly enough, Ms. Tequila is not the only one to still hold to the belief that the earth is flat, as modern “flat-earth societies” do actually somehow exist. Also, you have to admit she makes some pretty compelling arguments:





All that philosophical talk must have really taken it out of her, because soon after she had to call it a night:


Following the flat earth conversation, Justin Halpern thought it would be good a time to share the following story about when Tila Tequila appeared on an episode of $#*! My Dad Says:

Say what you will, but you gotta hand it to someone who’s got the same devil-may-care disregard for both science and underpants.