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NFL Mortal Kombat Fatalities

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What fatalities NFL players would have if they were in a Mortal Kombat game.

Mock drafts are useless

Every Mock Draft Ever

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Not only is it dumb but also completely worthless 10 days from now!

post traumatic testicle disorder

Nate Solder played the entire 2014 season with one ball

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The Patriots left tackle revealed that one year ago he was diagnosed with testicular cancer.

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We had logos as dicks. Now they get to be butts.

Odell Beckham

Odell Beckham can do everything

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So OBJ can pretty much do everything, but if you don't buy it yet, here are some crazy OBJ fun facts to make you feel even more inferior to Mr. Universe.

#game of thrones

What if Westeros had a football league?

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With the latest season of Game of Thrones set to debut, Draw Play Dave designed a football league for the major houses of Westeros.

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Ravens Head of Security gets his grope on during game

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Baltimore Ravens Head of Security Darren Sharper, I mean Darren Sanders

Magical Charts

The Bandwagoner’s Guide to the 2014 Playoffs

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Because some people need to be reminded that you shouldn't root for the Cowboys.


Ndamukong Suh did his best Dominic Raiola impression on Aaron Rodgers’ leg

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It's honestly hard to tell how intentional the step was, but Suh will probably at least be fined because of his reputation.


Giants and Rams got in massive brawl after a late hit on Odell Beckham

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Lost in all the kerfuffle is the cameraman who got owned during the initial tackle.


Obama calls James Franco “James Flacco”

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Remember James Flacco in "Freaks and Elites"?

Xavier's school for apathetic youngsters

Jay Cutler as the X-Men

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Jay Cutler is no longer the starter. He is an Ex-Starter. X-Starter. X-Men. Jay Cutler as the X-Men.

Jimmy Clausen still has a job

Bears officially in F*** it mode; start Jimmy Clausen

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There hasn't been a disaster quite as loud this season as the 2014 Chicago Bears.


Morons tricked into thinking Tebow will play for the Cardinals

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A fake news site said the Cardinals would sign Tim Tebow and Facebook lost its mind.


Johnny Manziel teaches you how to manage your money

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Money Manziel wants to make you fiscally responsible.

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NFL logos redesigned as penises. Yup, we did that.

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