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#Jimmy Fallon

Watch Jimmy Fallon Lead A Booze-Fueled ‘Grease’ Singalong At A New York City Bar

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Jimmy Fallon led a NYC bar in a moving rendition of 'Summer Nights' because what else would Jimmy Fallon be up to?

United Kingdom

This Dad Tried To Get Revenge On His Teenage Daughter By Replacing Her Vodka With Water

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And this, people, is why you never try to get revenge on your teenage daughter.

zombie cats

This Zombie Cat Returned Home Five Days After Being Buried By Its Owner

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A cat named Bart returned home to its owner five days after being hit by a car, supposedly killed and buried.

paris hilton

Hey, Everybody! Watch This Monkey Jerk Off In Front Of Paris Hilton!

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Paris Hilton is currently in Bali, where she has become quite taken with the monkey population there.

THIS WEEK IN PENIS

This Girl On Tinder Requested A 7 Page Essay From A Potential Boo On Why His Penis Was ‘Worthy’

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Would you write a seven page essay to win over a girl on Tinder? This guy did, with some help from Reddit.

DOMINO'S PIZZA

Domino’s Pizza Is Getting BDSM Kinky In This Ad For Their New Sriracha Pizza

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Domino's new Sriracha pizza features a tongue in bondage gear ... but that's not what we think it looks like.

jimmy kimmel live

Jimmy Kimmel Asks People On The Street: Have You Ever Bought Anything from SkyMall?

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The 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' team scoured Hollywood Boulevard to find someone who has made a purchase from SkyMall.

LOUIS C.K.

Louis C.K. Says His Disappointed Fans Are ‘Miserable Pricks’

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Louis C.K. knows that no matter what, there's always going to be disappointed fans in the audience.

Best Vines

This Girl’s Cat Does Not Appreciate Her Rendition Of ‘Buy You A Drank’

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This cat does everyone a very important public service by making the singing stop.

tetris

This Video Takes You Inside The Head Of A Real Life ‘Tetris Master’

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Eli Markstrom, one of the best Tetris players in the world, came out to compete in the World Tetris Championships.

CHIPOTLE

Chipotle Will Give You A Free Burrito… If You Try A Tofu One First

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Would you like a free Chipotle burrito? The catch is that you have to try a tofu one first.

DOGS ARE THE BEST

This Hero Dog Valiantly Attempts To Rescue His Owner Who He Thought Was Drowning

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This dog attempting to 'rescue' his owner is just another reason why dogs are the best.

LOCAL NEWS SCREW UPS

Watch This Pushy News Reporter Get Owned By A Daycare Employee

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In this awkward interview, a local news reporter tries to accuse a daycare director of not following adequate safety practices.

JENNIFER ANISTON

Watch Jennifer Aniston Shut Down Maria Menounos’ ‘Mani Cam’ Attempt On The SAG Awards Red Carpet

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Actresses such as Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, and Julianne Moore were NOT having E!'s 'Mani Cam' on the SAG Awards Red Carpet.

Jasmine Tridevil

Three-Boobed Woman Jasmine Tridevil Was Arrested For DUI Over Twice The Legal Limit

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This will come as a huge surprise but Jasmine Tridevil, the woman with three boobs, has been arrested for driving under the influence.

SEALS

This Video Of A Seal Cuddling With A Dog Will Warm The Coldest Of Hearts

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This seal and dog cuddling might be the cutest YouTube video we've ever seen.

#Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus On Justin Bieber’s New Hair: ‘B*tch Stole My Look!’

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Miley Cyrus is decidedly not impressed with Justin Bieber's new hairstyle.

#It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

The Complete ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ Timeline Of Mac’s Repressed Homosexuality

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Is Mac from 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia really gay? We took a look back to figure it out.


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