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Keanu Reeves Recounted To Jimmy Kimmel The Time He Saw A Ghost As A Child


Keanu Reeves answered Jimmy Kimmels' totally random questions and didn't shy away from talking about seeing a ghost as a child.


Please Allow Jenny McCarthy To Tell You About Donnie Wahlberg’s ‘Beautiful’ Penis


Please, don't let anything bad ever happen to Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg's marriage.


Everybody Thank Zooey Deschanel, Because ‘Adorkable’ Is Now In The Dictionary


Guess what dumb new words were added to the 2014 edition of Collins English Dictionary?

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All Of The WTF Moments In ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show,’ Edward Mordrake (Part 1)

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This week's episode of 'American Horror Story: Freak Show' saw the introduction of some new characters and sadly, a dearth of killing.


This Unearthed Footage Of 13-Year-Old Kim Kardashian Reveals She Was Always An Insufferable Egomaniac

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Witnessing what Kim Kardashian was like even as a little girl will make your BLOOD BOIL.


Things Just Got Worse For Jon Gosselin, Who Also Abandoned A Kitten When He Was Evicted From His Home

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Jon Gosselin has surrendered the rights to his kids futures and abandoned a kitten. Can thing possibly get worse for him?


Here’s Kathy Bates’s Bananas ‘American Horror Story’ Accent, As Explained By A Linguist

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With help from a linguist, we finally get down to the bottom of Kathy Bates' questionable 'American Horror Story' accent.


A Western Pennsylvanian Convenience Store Clerk Fended Off The Worst Robber Ever With Bug Spray

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Say hello to the new record holder for the saddest robbery attempt of all time.


Olivia Munn Explains How An 80% Pay Cut To Join ‘The Daily Show’ Turned Into Her Best Career Decision

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In both a savvy and risky move, Olivia Munn took a huge pay cut to join 'The Daily Show' back in 2010.


The ‘Let’s F*cking Frisbee’ Craigslist Guy Is 100% Real And Does Not Disappoint

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What turned out to be a jokey craigslist story turned out to have a really awesome ending.


Renée Zellweger Addressed The Internet’s Reaction To Her New Look

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Everyone went bananas when new photos of Renée Zellweger hit the internet yesterday, so here's Ms. Zellweger herself on her new look.


Just In Time For Halloween, Here’s Some Of The Finest Pet Costumes The Internet Has To Offer

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As edited by Robert Jones and Tastefully Offensive, here is an excellent montage of pets in costume.


Here’s How One Enterprising Woman Tricked Reddit Users Into Masturbating To Her Husband’s Butt

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A woman on Reddit noticed that a picture she took of her husband's ass looked like ... something else, so she decided to have some fun.


Hannibal Buress Discussed The Controversy Over His Bill Cosby Jokes On Howard Stern’s Show

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Howard Stern interviewed Hannibal Buress in the aftermath of his controversial jokes about Bill Cosby going viral.


Awesome Parent Turns To Craigslist Searching For ‘Cool Black Kids’ To Hang Out With Their Bullied Son

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I don't know what part of 'Parenting 101' tells a parent to hire your kid some cool black friends when they get bullied at school.


Philadelphia’s Esteemed Burger Joint PYT Has Come Up With A Way To Stuff A Cheeseburger Inside Of A Donut

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Philadelphia's PYT has come up with a new low with this cheeseburger-stuffed donut.


This Woman Bought A Year’s Worth Of Pumpkin Spice Lattes

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Because Pumpkin Spice Lattes aren't gross enough just in October and November, one woman's quest is to drink them year round.

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Wyatt Cenac Recalls The Time He Got Into A Physical Altercation With Norm MacDonald

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Back when Wyatt Cenac was just a lowly intern at 'SNL' he once got into a full on shoving match with Norm MacDonald.


The CEO Of Chipotle Thinks Competition From Taco Bell And Rival Fast Food Chains Is ‘A Joke’

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Chipotle CEO Steve Ells isn't worried about Taco Bell or other fast food chains taking away any of their business.


This Guy’s Girlfriend Dumped Him Right Before A Romantic Getaway, So He Listed Her Spot On Ebay

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When his girlfriend dumped him right before a planned vacation, Jake Dodridge turned to eBay to find a new traveling companion.

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