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KIM KARDASHIAN

This Unearthed Footage Of 13-Year-Old Kim Kardashian Reveals She Was Always An Insufferable Egomaniac

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Witnessing what Kim Kardashian was like even as a little girl will make your BLOOD BOIL.

JON GOSSELIN

Things Just Got Worse For Jon Gosselin, Who Also Abandoned A Kitten When He Was Evicted From His Home

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Jon Gosselin has surrendered the rights to his kids futures and abandoned a kitten. Can thing possibly get worse for him?

KATHY BATES

Here’s Kathy Bates’s Bananas ‘American Horror Story’ Accent, As Explained By A Linguist

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With help from a linguist, we finally get down to the bottom of Kathy Bates' questionable 'American Horror Story' accent.

EPIC FAIL

A Western Pennsylvanian Convenience Store Clerk Fended Off The Worst Robber Ever With Bug Spray

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Say hello to the new record holder for the saddest robbery attempt of all time.

OLIVIA MUNN

Olivia Munn Explains How An 80% Pay Cut To Join ‘The Daily Show’ Turned Into Her Best Career Decision

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In both a savvy and risky move, Olivia Munn took a huge pay cut to join 'The Daily Show' back in 2010.

FRISBEE

The ‘Let’s F*cking Frisbee’ Craigslist Guy Is 100% Real And Does Not Disappoint

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What turned out to be a jokey craigslist story turned out to have a really awesome ending.

RENEE ZELLWEGER

Renée Zellweger Addressed The Internet’s Reaction To Her New Look

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Everyone went bananas when new photos of Renée Zellweger hit the internet yesterday, so here's Ms. Zellweger herself on her new look.

DOG COSTUMES

Just In Time For Halloween, Here’s Some Of The Finest Pet Costumes The Internet Has To Offer

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As edited by Robert Jones and Tastefully Offensive, here is an excellent montage of pets in costume.

BUTTS

Here’s How One Enterprising Woman Tricked Reddit Users Into Masturbating To Her Husband’s Butt

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A woman on Reddit noticed that a picture she took of her husband's ass looked like ... something else, so she decided to have some fun.

HANNIBAL BURESS

Hannibal Buress Discussed The Controversy Over His Bill Cosby Jokes On Howard Stern’s Show

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Howard Stern interviewed Hannibal Buress in the aftermath of his controversial jokes about Bill Cosby going viral.

#Craigslist

Awesome Parent Turns To Craigslist Searching For ‘Cool Black Kids’ To Hang Out With Their Bullied Son

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I don't know what part of 'Parenting 101' tells a parent to hire your kid some cool black friends when they get bullied at school.

pyt

Philadelphia’s Esteemed Burger Joint PYT Has Come Up With A Way To Stuff A Cheeseburger Inside Of A Donut

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Philadelphia's PYT has come up with a new low with this cheeseburger-stuffed donut.

PUMPKIN SPICE

This Woman Bought A Year’s Worth Of Pumpkin Spice Lattes

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Because Pumpkin Spice Lattes aren't gross enough just in October and November, one woman's quest is to drink them year round.

wyatt cenac

Wyatt Cenac Recalls The Time He Got Into A Physical Altercation With Norm MacDonald

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Back when Wyatt Cenac was just a lowly intern at 'SNL' he once got into a full on shoving match with Norm MacDonald.

CHIPOTLE

The CEO Of Chipotle Thinks Competition From Taco Bell And Rival Fast Food Chains Is ‘A Joke’

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Chipotle CEO Steve Ells isn't worried about Taco Bell or other fast food chains taking away any of their business.

EBAY

This Guy’s Girlfriend Dumped Him Right Before A Romantic Getaway, So He Listed Her Spot On Ebay

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When his girlfriend dumped him right before a planned vacation, Jake Dodridge turned to eBay to find a new traveling companion.

RYAN MURPHY

Ryan Murphy Is Developing ‘Scream Queens,’ A Horror-Comedy Anthology Series For Fox

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Ryan Murphy is going to be showrunning yet *another* series next fall, this one a horror-comedy for Fox.

Teens React

In The Latest ‘Teens React’ Video, Teens Comment On The Terrible Fashion Of The ’80s

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Watching a bunch of teens reacting to the fashion of the 1980s will predictably make you feel old as dirt.

KIM KARDASHIAN

Leaked Emails Allegedly Reveal Kim Kardashian’s Ridiculous Endorsement Deal Demands

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Having Kim Kardashian's name on your product does not come cheap, according to emails allegedly leaked.

BANKSY

Everybody Relax, Banksy Wasn’t Arrested And Exposed As A 35-Year-Old Man

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People are going bananas because fake news website claiming to be satire reported that Banksy was arrested and his identity revealed.


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