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KATY PERRY

Katy Perry’s Sad Cheetos Costume Looks Like Anything But A Cheeto

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This costume, Katy Perry -- it does not look like what you think it looks like.

#Florida

This Florida Hero Was Arrested Wearing An Uncannily Literal Monopoly T-Shirt

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A 20-year-old Florida man was arrested while wearing a Monopoly 'Go Directly to Jail' T-shirt.

TAYLOR SWIFT

Taylor Swift’s Halloween Costume Might Be The Most Taylor Swift Thing Ever

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Taylor Swift dressed up as a unicorn with wings for Halloween, because of course she did.

KEN MARINO

Ken Marino’s Kids Are Now Running Around Saying ‘I Wanna Dip My Balls In It’

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Ken Marino will never, ever escape his character of 'Louie' from 'The State.'

halloween costumes

This Weatherman Just Won Halloween With His Green-Screened Skeleton Costume

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This Louisville, Kentucky weatherman used the green screen to his advantage to come up with this hilarious skeleton costume.

Lindsay Lohan

Insane Report: Lindsay Lohan And Tom Cruise Are Dating

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Lindsay Lohan and Tom Cruise dating? Well, they may be twenty-four years apart but they do look the same age.

CHELSEA HANDLER

Chelsea Handler Is Bravely Using Her Boobs To Fight Instagram’s Tyrannical Sexism

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Chelsea Handler wants attention again so she's posting her boobs on Instagram.

donnie wahlberg

Donnie Wahlberg Was Making Out With Groupies Left And Right Before He Met Jenny McCarthy

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YUCK. According to Joey McIntyre, 40-something Donnie Wahlberg was still making out with groupies right before he got with Jenny McCarthy.

farrah abraham

Farrah Abraham Dressed As Elsa From ‘Frozen’ To Sell Sex Toys Molded From Her Genitals

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Farrah Abraham dressed as our child's favorite Disney princess to promote her new line of sex toys.

#American Horror Story

All Of The WTF Moments In ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show,’ Edward Mordrake (Part 2)

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Pour one out for the first major character death on this week's episode of 'American Horror Story: Freak Show.'

#Fox News

Male Fox News Hosts Try, Fail To Wrap Their Heads Around The Viral Catcalling Experiment

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Since no one misunderstand women's issues like Fox News hosts, please allow 'The Five' to explain the catcalling video for everyone.

#American Horror Story

Lily Rabe Will Be Reprising Her ‘Sister Mary Eunice’ Character On ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’

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This marks the second time a character will reprise their role in the 'American Horror Story' universe.

TAYLOR SWIFT

Please Allow Taylor Swift To Demonstrate The Kinds Of Sounds Her Cats Make

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Oh, just fill your entire apartment with cats already, Taylor Swift. We all know you want to.

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS

Neil Patrick Harris Is Officially Joining ‘American Horror Story’ Along With Husband David Burtka

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Yessssss, our prayers have been answered and Neil Patrick Harris is coming on board later this season on 'American Horror Story.'

#Amy Poehler

Amy Poehler, Andy Richter, And Others Explain Pay Inequality With This Adorable ‘My Little Pony’ Spoof

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In this Adam McKay-directed animated short, some of our favorite comedians attempt to explain wealth distribution.

TIFU

This Dad Realized He’s Been Raising His Adopted, College-Bound Son In The Wrong Culture His Entire Life

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For your consideration, we submit to you this story of a dad who got his son's ethnicity totally wrong.

HELLO KITTY

Hello Kitty Was Arrested On Drunk Driving Charges. Happy Halloween, Everybody!

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Maine police arrested an intoxicated woman dressed like Hello Kitty driving on the wrong side of the street this past weekend.

Jake Gyllenhaal

Watch Delicate Flower Jake Gyllenhaal Get The Living Sh*t Scared Out Of Him On The ‘Ellen’ Show

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Jake Gyllenhaal appeared on 'Ellen' to talk about his new movie 'Nightcrawler' and ended up the butt of a scary prank.

IN N OUT

A Bible-Wielding Bro Lost His Sh*t After Being Told He Couldn’t Hold The Door For In-N-Out Customers

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This dude would probably feel a lot better if he just sat down and enjoyed himself an animal-style burger with fries and a milkshake.

ACCIDENTAL PORN

A Man Was Cleared Of Bestiality Charges After His ‘Tiger Porn’ Turned Out To Be Some Guy In A Tiger Costume

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British authorities were able to distinguish a man dressed up as a tiger from a real one thanks to a popular cereal jingle.


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