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WEEKEND PREVIEW

Weekend TV Preview: More ‘Simpsons,’ Puppies And A Jay Leno Car Special

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It's Labor Day weekend, so you're going to be sh*t out of luck if you're looking for something good to watch on TV.

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg’s White Guy Persona Named Todd Is Inexplicably Promoting ‘White Guys Connect’

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We don't know what his angle is, but Snoop Dogg has been dressing up like a white guy promoting something called 'white guys connect.'

WHORES

Let’s Remember That Time Stephanie Tanner Called Kimmy Gibbler A Whore On ‘Full House’

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It's the Friday afternoon before a holiday weekend and like you, we've run out of f*cks to give.

Allison Tolman

Allison Tolman Is Going To Appear On The Upcoming Season Of ‘The Mindy Project’

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Allison Tolman is going to appear on 'The Mindy Project' as a romantic interest to Adam Pally's character. We approve.

CHURCH SIGNS

This Pennsylvania Church Billboard Proclaims That ‘God Loves Sex’

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A Wilkes-Barre Pennsylvania church wants you to know: God knows you're f*cking and he's totes cool with it.

#Netflix

Someone Came Up With A Bunch Of Literal Netflix Descriptions Based On Series Posters

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What if someone were to write Netflix descriptions based on nothing but the series image?

#Parks And Recreation

Everybody’s Favorite Former Supermodel Is Coming Back To ‘Parks And Recreation’

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From the looks of this behind the scenes photo, Jerry Gergich is still an insanely lucky guy.

RETTA

Retta’s Seat Filler Enemy Has Spoken Out, But He’s Not Helping His Case

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The seat filler Retta had booted at the Emmys has revealed himself and he's predictably a giant douchebag.

dildos

Today Is Brought To You By This Giant Ice Dildo At Someone’s Wedding

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We're guessing the happy couple was not thrilled with this ice sculpture they ordered for their wedding.

#ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Let’s Officially Retire The Ice Bucket Challenge With These 50 Best Celebrity Ice Bucket Challenges

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Let's all watch the 50 best celebrity Ice Bucket Challenges and get it out of our systems for once and for all.

JOAN RIVERS

Joan Rivers Is In Critical Condition After She Stopped Breathing During Surgery

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Everyone think positive thoughts, because Joan Rivers is in critical condition after she stopped breathing during a routine surgery.

#Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Actually Raised A Sh*t Ton Of Money With Her VMA Charity Stunt

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Well, on the plus side of Miley Cyrus' homeless not homeless scandal, at least she raised a whole bunch of money.

#American Horror Story

The Latest ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ Teaser Spotlights A Three-Legged Woman

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Do you get freaked out by women with three-legs swinging around on some kind of trapeze swing?

#Nope

Watch This Terrifying Lightning Bolt Strike Right Next To A Person Filming A Rainbow

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Here's your latest reminder that mother nature will whup your ass every time.

#The Simpsons

This Cute, Illustrated Infographic Details The Primary Theme Of Every ‘Simpsons’ Episode Ever

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Ever wonder how many episodes of 'The Simpsons' was about Krusty the Clown? This infographic is here to help!

#Arrested Development

A Complete History Of Every ‘Peanuts’ Reference On ‘Arrested Development’

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It's summer and there's not a whole lot going on TV-wise, so let's revisit all of those great 'Peanuts' moments on 'Arrested Development.'

creed

Nobody Interrupt This Guy Singing Creed’s ‘Higher,’ Because He’s Totally In His Zone Right Now

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Just a man with his sunglasses and computer and the lyrics to Creed's 'Higher.'

NATASHA LYONNE

Totally Random Couple Alert: Natasha Lyonne and Fred Armisen Are Now Dating

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Congratulations, Natasha Lyonne and Fred Armisen, you are now officially the weirdest celebrity pairing ever.


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