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SAUSAGE

A Man Named Bacon Allegedly Assaulted Someone For Eating All The Sausage

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The only way this headline could get better is if it involved scrapple or porkroll.

DUSTIN DIAMOND

Dustin Diamond Will Likely Testify On His Own Behalf At His Stabbing Trial

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Dustin Diamond isn't known for being exactly forthcoming with the truth, so him testifying on his own behalf probably isn't the best idea.

NUTSHOTS

Watch A Guy Take A Bullet To The Nads To Test ‘The World’s Strongest Athletic Cup’

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Are Nutshellz really 'the world's strongest groin protector?' For this guy's sake, he better hope so.

whisky x

Would You Drink This New Brand Of Whisky That’s ‘Body-Blended’ With Porn Stars?

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A new whisky out of the Netherlands boasts diamond and gold filtering as well as being 'infused' with porn stars.

The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore

Abbi And Ilana Of ‘Broad City’ Debated The Merits Of Breast Feeding On Instagram

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Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer stopped by 'The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore' to discuss the very important topic of public breastfeeding.

JEREMY PIVEN

Kevin Connolly Thinks Jeremy Piven’s ‘Mercury Poisoning’ Was Not Made Up

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Kevin Connolly doesn't think Jeremy Piven could have come up with such a creative excuse for skipping out of his obligations.

DEEZ NUTS

A Sixth Grader Was Forced To Write This Apology Note After ‘Deez Nuts’ 911 Prank

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Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan 911 operators were not impressed with the prank call of a 6th grade boy.

WILD GEESE

This Mean But Also Hilarious Dad Tricked His Daughter Into Pissing Off A Goose

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Mean? Yes, but hilarious enough that it was also TOTALLY WORTH IT.

VERNE TROYER

Here’s A Vine Of Verne Troyer Farting At Hines Ward’s Wife On ‘Wife Swap’

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Verne Troyer was not a fan of Hines Ward's wife and made his feelings known by farting at her.

19 KIDS AND COUNTING

Hulu Has Pulled ’19 Kids And Counting’

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Hulu has given in to the court of public opinion and stopped streaming '19 Kids and Counting' effective immediately.

trevor noah

We Have A Premiere Date And Trailer For ‘The Daily Show With Trevor Noah’

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'New York Times' entertainment reporter Dave Itzkoff tweeted when we'll be seeing Trevor Noah behind 'The Daily Show' desk.

Single Ladies

‘Single Ladies’ Set To The ‘DuckTales’ Theme Song Is The Best Thing On The Internet Right Now

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Some genius had the idea to mash-up Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' video with the 'DuckTales' theme song and the result is fantastic.

#The Daily Show

Jon Stewart Ripped Into Media Coverage Of The So-Called ‘Pollen Tsunami’

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Wednesday night 'The Daily Show' revealed that the excessive media coverage of allergy season masks a harsh reality.

cat videos

Nothing Hates Anything As Much As This Cat Hates The Sound Of Crinkling Plastic

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This cat has the most bizarre reaction when it hears the crinkling of plastic wrapper.

#Larry Wilmore

Larry Wilmore Compares Josh Duggar To The ‘Pink Bubblegum’ Flavor Of Baskin Robbins

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Larry Wilmore gave a blistering take down of the Duggars on 'The Nightly Show' Wednesday night.

SEX TOYS

America’s Very First Sex Toy Vending Machine Is Coming To Philadelphia

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When you can buy a dildo out of a vending machine you know it's truly a magical age we live in.

rick santorum

Rick Santorum Is Announcing His Run For President With A Catchy New Country Song

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Rick Santorum's musical attempt to connect with blue collar America is HILARIOUS.

Another Period

Riki Lindhome And Natasha Leggero Have A New Comedy Central Series And Here’s A Teaser For It

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Riki Lindhome and Natasha Leggero star in a 'historical satire about narcissistic aristocrats and the poor souls in their employ.'

IPHONE

You Can Crash Anyone’s iPhone Simply By Sending This Text Message

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Want to be super annoying to your friends? Text them this string of characters and watch their iPhone shut down!

TALENTED ANIMALS

This Cat Totally Nails It Singing ‘If You’re Happy And You Know It’ With His Human

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This cat has the most perfect timing singing 'If You're Happy and You Know It' with his owner.


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