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A Woman Came THIS Close To Being Impaled By A Flying Hatchet On A Massachusetts Highway

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Nope, never getting in a vehicle ever again. Too many flying hatchets these days.

#music videos

Lana Del Rey Sucks Some Fingers And Eats An Orange Dressed Like A Bride In Her New Video

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Lana Del Rey's video for 'Ultraviolence' is nearly as exhausting as she herself is.

#game of thrones

We’re Not Sure How Comfortable We Are With This Photo Of Maisie Williams

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YOUNG LADY, YOU PUT SOME CLOTHES ON AND GET RID OF THAT BOY RIGHT NOW.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Jim Gaffigan’s Unaired CBS Pilot Is Being Picked Up By TV Land, Of All Places

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Jim Gaffigan’s broad comedy which was passed on by CBS is heading to TV Land with repeat airings by Comedy Central.

REDDIT

Is Capital One A ‘Cool’ Corporation Or Are They Manipulating The Internet For PR?

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Lets see if the internet can have a civil discussion on whether or not a big bank just did something nice or if it's FAAAAKE.

#jimmy kimmel

Snoop Dogg Is Back With Another ‘Plizzanet Earth’ About Great White Sharks On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’

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Jimmy Kimmel had Snoop Dogg back on for our very favorite nature segment in talk show history.

#PARKS AND RECREATION

Enjoy This Supercut Of Tom Haverford’s All Time Most Ridiculous Business Ideas

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Missing 'Parks and Recreation'? This supercut is the perfect mid-summer antidote.

#instagram

Nothing Is Funnier Than This Dad’s Reaction To Dueling Motion Sensor Trashcans

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Nobody has ever been as entertained by anything as much as this guy is entertained by motion sensor trashcans.

WEIRD NEWS

This Dad Accidentally Delivered His Newborn Baby Right Into The Toilet

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We can think of some good nicknames this baby should probably have for the rest of its life.

LEAK

This New Service That Sends Anonymous Emails Is The Most Terrible/Wonderful Idea Ever

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Someone developed a service that lets you send anonymous emails to people, and there is no way this could possibly go horribly wrong.

#COMMERCIALS

Wendy’s Just Took A Steaming Dump On Your Favorite ’90s Hard Rock Ballad

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Fans of '90s hard rock ballads are decidedly NOT happy about this latest Wendy's commercial.

#COSPLAY

Watch Jimmy Kimmel Ask A Bunch Of Comic-Con Weirdos If They’ve Ever Had Sex In Their Costumes

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Ever wanted to know if dorks have sex in costumes? Complimentary brain bleach is on the house!

#BEYONCE

REPORT: Beyoncé Is ‘Secretly’ Shopping Around For Her Own Place Without Jay-Z

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Here's the latest piece of evidence that supports that Beyonce and Jay Z are definitely, without a doubt getting a divorce.

SEX TOYS

100% True Story: A Scottish Woman Had A Sex Toy Stuck In Her Vagina For Ten Years

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This story is basically the antidote to the '50 Shades of Grey' trailer going around.

Viral Videos

This Dog Faceplanting Into A Fence Is Hands Down The Funniest Thing You’ll See Today

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This video delivers exactly what it promises: A dog with a facefull of fence.

public transportation

Watch A Woman Pluck And Eat A Dead Bird On A Montreal Subway Car, To The Disgust Of Onlookers

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Someone should have mentioned to this girl that you're not supposed to be eating on the subway.

Rula Jebreal

MSNBC Spitefully Labeled A Former Contributor ‘Palestinian Journalist’ After She Spoke About The Network’s Bias

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MSNBC didn't like the way a contributor pointed out their bias towards Israel, so they made sure to let EVERYONE know she was Palestinian.

#IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

The Gang From ‘It’s Always Sunny’ Hopes To Solve All Of Your Problems With A New Self-Help Book

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Even though Charlie from 'It's Always Sunny' can't read, he's apparently writing a self help book. OKAY!

justin beiber

Feast Your Eyes On Justin Bieber’s Adorable Attempt At Growing Facial Hair

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It looks like someone needs to buy Justin Bieber Fisher Price's 'My First Shaving Kit', STAT.

Zach Phelps Roper

Former Westboro Baptist Church Member Zach Phelps-Roper Participated In A Pretty Fascinating Reddit AMA

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Zach Phelps-Roper, grandson of the late Fred Phelps, answered questions about his time with the Westboro Baptist Church.


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