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GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK

Vodka-Infused Turkey Is The Latest Reason Why We Aren’t Allowed To Have Nice Things

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Would you like to eat turkey and get drunk at the same time? Well have we got good news for you?

GODDAM HIPSTERS

The Mayor Of Seattle Pardoned A ‘Tofurky’ For Thanksgiving, Of Course

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Can you think of anything more 'Seattle' than their mayor pardoning a meatless turkey for Thanksgiving? We can't!

AWESOME KIDS

This 6-Year-Old’s Dance Routine To Michael Jackson’s ‘Smooth Criminal’ Is Flawless

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A six-year-old named Willie did a dance routine to 'Smooth Criminal' for his elementary school talent show and he totally NAILED IT.

Dogs

This Flo Rida-Loving Dog Is Almost Definitely A Better Dancer Than You

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Watch this dog absolutely nail Flo Rida's 'Low' using nothing but its ears.

identical twins

Watch A Pair Of Identical Twins Prank A Bunch Of Men By Asking Them For Threesomes

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What would you do if approached by identical twins requesting your presence for a threesome at their place?

#American Horror Story

Here Are Three Simple Ways ‘American Horror Story’ Still Might Be Able To Turn This Season Around

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We've got six episodes left to go on 'American Horror Story: Freak Show.' Can Ryan Murphy pull it back from the cliff?

VERNE TROYER

Verne Troyer Looks Like He Could Use A Hand Lugging Home His Gigantic Thanksgiving Turkey

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Verne Troyer's Thanksgiving turkey looks like it weighs damn near as much as he does.

Animation Domination

Here’s What It Would Look Like If ‘Powerpuff Girls’ Was An HBO Series

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The brilliant minds at 'ADHD' reimagined the 'Powerpuff Girls' as the stars of Judd Apatow's HBO series.

KEVIN FEDERLINE

Kevin Federline Wants You To Know That Is Not His Little K-Fed In Those Penis Pics

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Pictures of Kevin Federline's penis have allegedly surfaced, but Britney Spears' ex says they are definitely not his.

TIFU

Man Who Got His Testicles Stuck In A Lawn Chair While Drinking In The Shower Has The Diagram To Prove It

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This guy made a huge mistake relaxing with a beer in the shower . . . Which is not to say he wouldn't try it again.

#Joel McHale

Joel McHale Is Developing A Pilot With E! To Focus On Snarky Internet Commenters

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FINALLY, someone is giving internet trolls the wide scale platform they so richly deserve.

DOGS ARE THE BEST

This Stray Dog Followed An Extreme Hiking Team On An Epic 430 Mile Trek Across Ecuador

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Here's the inspirational story of a dog who followed an extreme hiking team across three geographical regions of Educator.

PUPPIES

Did Someone Say Puppies Wearing Disney Costumes? Well, Here They Are Anyway.

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For your consideration, here are a bunch of puppies adorably dressed up like Disney characters.

Terrifying

London’s New Tower Bridge Glass Walkway Got Shattered By A Beer Bottle Just Two Weeks After Opening

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London's new Tower Bridge glass walkway which sits 140 feet over the Thames River already got taken out by a beer bottle.

CHINESE FOOD

This San Francisco Chinese Restaurant Worker Was Filmed Slamming Slabs Of Meat On The Sidewalk

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This San Francisco Chinese restaurant has found itself in some hot water over its policies regarding frozen meat.

cheaters

The Truth About Joey Greco’s Stabbing, And Other Facts You May Not Know About ‘Cheaters’

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Here's some insight into the best show ever about people confronting their cheating lovers.

KENDRA WILKINSON

Kendra Wilkinson Opened Up About Whether She Was Really Having Sex With Hugh Hefner

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Kendra Wilkinson discussed her sex life with Hugh Hefner with her 'I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here' cast mates.

#It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

These Depraved New ‘It’s Always Sunny’ Clips Give Us A Bit Of Insight Into Season 10

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'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' is coming back in just a few short months and here are some clips to get you excited.

BAD DRIVERS

This Commuter Obsessively Documented The Same Driver Running Red Lights For Over Six Months

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It's hard to say what most sane, rational people would do when confronted with a situation like this.


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