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CHIPOTLE

The CEO Of Chipotle Thinks Competition From Taco Bell And Rival Fast Food Chains Is ‘A Joke’

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Chipotle CEO Steve Ells isn't worried about Taco Bell or other fast food chains taking away any of their business.

EBAY

This Guy’s Girlfriend Dumped Him Right Before A Romantic Getaway, So He Listed Her Spot On Ebay

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When his girlfriend dumped him right before a planned vacation, Jake Dodridge turned to eBay to find a new traveling companion.

RYAN MURPHY

Ryan Murphy Is Developing ‘Scream Queens,’ A Horror-Comedy Anthology Series For Fox

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Ryan Murphy is going to be showrunning yet *another* series next fall, this one a horror-comedy for Fox.

Teens React

In The Latest ‘Teens React’ Video, Teens Comment On The Terrible Fashion Of The ’80s

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Watching a bunch of teens reacting to the fashion of the 1980s will predictably make you feel old as dirt.

KIM KARDASHIAN

Leaked Emails Allegedly Reveal Kim Kardashian’s Ridiculous Endorsement Deal Demands

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Having Kim Kardashian's name on your product does not come cheap, according to emails allegedly leaked.

BANKSY

Everybody Relax, Banksy Wasn’t Arrested And Exposed As A 35-Year-Old Man

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People are going bananas because fake news website claiming to be satire reported that Banksy was arrested and his identity revealed.

Britney Spears

Britney Spears’ Manager Finally Explains The Story Behind The Britney-Madonna VMA Kiss

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Larry Rudolph reveals the story behind the infamous Madonna-Britney Spears 2003 VMA kiss.

NEWS BLOOPERS

Watch This Weatherman Do His Best To Wrangle A Huge Dog On Live TV

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A lesson why giant playful dogs don't make the best assistants for live weather reports.

FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS

A Man Is Suing A Surgical Center Because He Woke Up From A Colonoscopy Wearing Pink Panties

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We think we're calling BS on this lawsuit of a man who claims he woke from a colonoscopy wearing pink women's underwear.

#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Got Yelled At For Kicking A Ball Around Inside The Vatican

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Here's your friendly reminder that Justin Bieber is still a giant petulant toddler.

Charlie Sheen

Looks Like Charlie Sheen Isn’t Going To Be Marrying A Porn Star After All

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Good news ladies, Charlie Sheen is officially back on the market!

BUTTPLUGS

People Are Not Happy About This Giant Sculpture In Paris That Looks Like A Buttplug

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This state in Place Vendome is supposed to be a tree, but that's not what people are saying it looks like.

DANE COOK SUCKS

Dane Cook Will Let You Know How Many College Groupies He’s Slept With

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Dane Cook was a guest on 'Watch What Happens Live' and revealed that there's no question Dane Cook is not douchey enough to answer.

JON GOSSELIN

Things Aren’t Going So Great For Jon Gosselin, Who Is Apparently Homeless

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Things are worse than ever for Jon Gosselin, who has now been evicted from his home.

#The Daily Show

Watch Jon Stewart’s Futile Attempt To Get Bill O’Reilly To Acknowledge The Existence Of White Privilege

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Jon Stewart frustratingly debated with Bill O'Reilly over the topic of white privilege on last night's 'The Daily Show.'

#Viral Videos

This Kid Taking A Soccer Ball To The Face In Slow Motion Is Comedy At Its Finest

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This kid taking a soccer ball to the face might be the funniest thing we've ever seen on the internet.

clowns

A Scary Clown At A Haunted House Was Arrested For Inappropriately Touching A Teenage Girl

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No good can come of using a electrical neck massage machine as a haunted house prop.

PAULA ABDUL

Can We Just Talk About This Bananas Music Video Paula Abdul Made To Promote Breast Cancer Awareness?

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Paula Abdul is singing and dancing for breast cancer awareness in this new video, so that happened.


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