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Here Are Some Photos That Will DESTROY Your Inner Neat Freak

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If you're Type A or at all a neat freak whatsoever, these photos will annoy the hell out of you.

#Florida

This Florida Man Learned The Hard Way Why You Don’t Pee On Waitresses

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Waitresses already put up with a lot of crap but getting peed on is a whole other level.

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George R.R. Martin Is A Staunch Supporter Of ‘Free The Nipple’ And Has The Nipple Cakes To Prove It

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George R.R. Martin supports a woman's right to show her boobs in public or anywhere else she pleases.

#Nope

This Film Critic Makes The Most Horrifying Confession While Discussing A Kids Movie

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In which an unassuming review of 'Strange Magic' takes a turn for the INCEST PORN.

local news

Let’s All Regress To Childhood And Laugh At These Newscasters With Funny Names

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This supercut gives a shout out to the 'Dicks' and 'Wieners' of the broadcast journalism world.

ELLE MACPHERSON

Elle Macpherson Told Jimmy Kimmel Some Fascinating Stories Of Modeling In The ’80s

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The ever beautiful, ageless Elle Macpherson told stories about Whitney Houston, Christie Brinkley, and Billy Joel on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'.

#Justin Bieber

Did Ellen Break Justin Bieber? Why Did He Film This Bizarre Apology?

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Justin Bieber filmed an apology after an 'Ellen' appearance airing today and we're all just trying to figure out what's going on.

gwyneth paltrow

Ladies, Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Get Your Vaginas Steamed

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop are advocating the benefits of ladies getting their vaginas steamed now.

Bruce Jenner

Bruce Jenner Is Filming An E! Docu-Series About His ‘Life Changing Journey’

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Bruce Jenner is filming a docu-series about his recent changes, which is either really brave or just means that he needs money.

#Broad City

Dudes Of Planet Earth: Here Are Some Very Important Reasons You Should Be Watching ‘Broad City’

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Who says this show is just for chicks? We outline these crucial reasons why every dude should be watching 'Broad City.'

SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS

Here’s The Sequel To Last Year’s Adorable Budweiser Super Bowl Puppy Commercial

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The sequel to last year's Budweiser 'Puppy Love' Super Bowl commercial is here and it will almost definitely make you cry.

nancy grace is the worst

Dr. Drew Had It Out With Nancy Grace Over Her Ridiculous ‘#Pot2Blame?’ Argument

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Nancy Grace is once again making a self righteous argument over marijuana legalization, and once again failing miserably.

#Jimmy Fallon

Watch Jimmy Fallon Lead A Booze-Fueled ‘Grease’ Singalong At A New York City Bar

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Jimmy Fallon led a NYC bar in a moving rendition of 'Summer Nights' because what else would Jimmy Fallon be up to?

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This Dad Tried To Get Revenge On His Teenage Daughter By Replacing Her Vodka With Water

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And this, people, is why you never try to get revenge on your teenage daughter.

zombie cats

This Zombie Cat Returned Home Five Days After Being Buried By Its Owner

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A cat named Bart returned home to its owner five days after being hit by a car, supposedly killed and buried.

paris hilton

Hey, Everybody! Watch This Monkey Jerk Off In Front Of Paris Hilton!

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Paris Hilton is currently in Bali, where she has become quite taken with the monkey population there.

THIS WEEK IN PENIS

This Girl On Tinder Requested A 7 Page Essay From A Potential Boo On Why His Penis Was ‘Worthy’

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Would you write a seven page essay to win over a girl on Tinder? This guy did, with some help from Reddit.

DOMINO'S PIZZA

Domino’s Pizza Is Getting BDSM Kinky In This Ad For Their New Sriracha Pizza (UPDATE)

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Domino's new Sriracha pizza features a tongue in bondage gear ... but that's not what we think it looks like.


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