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MAGIC MIKE XXL

A Male Stripper Taught A Bunch Of Doofy Morning Show Hosts To Dance Like ‘Magic Mike’

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A local Chicago talk show put their male co-hosts in the hands of one of Chicago's finest male exotic dancers.

flatworms

This Hermaphroditic Flatworm Stabs Itself With A Needle-Tipped Dick To Reproduce

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The Macrostomum hystrix flatworm will ambivalently stab itself with its own needle-tipped penis wherever is most convenient to reproduce.

donald trump

A Latin Brewery Is Pulling Beer From One Of Trump’s Restaurants And Renaming It ‘F*ck Your Hair’

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The Latin craft brewery 5 Rabbit Cerveceria has ended a partnership with Chicago's Trump Tower restaurant Rebar.

donald trump

The ‘Reelz’ Network Has Stepped In To Air Donald Trump’s ‘Miss USA’ Pageant

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It sounds like Donald Trump's Miss USA pageant might not be dead in the water after all, thanks to the 'Reelz' network.

Dogs

Jimmy Kimmel And Carson Kressley Gave The World’s Ugliest Dog A Makeover

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Jimmy Kimmel points out that no one wants to be the "world's ugliest" anything, so he treated the World's Ugliest Dog to a makeover.

cat videos

Enjoy Watching This Cat Smugly Ruin Its Owner’s Yoga Video

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In the end remember that no ones cares less about your self-recorded yoga videos than your cat.

BUTTS

Meet The Woman Who Supposedly Has The Most Perfect Butt In America

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Natasha Wagner is a 34-year-old model who has been helping denim companies craft the ideal fit for their jeans for the past 12 years.

MELROSE PLACE

‘Melrose Place’ Will Be The Next Series To Get The Lifetime Tell-All Treatment

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'The Unauthorized Melrose Place Story' will be Lifetime's 4th tell-all based on a '90s television series.

#True Detective

‘True Detective’ Costars Rachel McAdams And Taylor Kitsch Are Allegedly Dating

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'Multiple sources' have confirmed that McAdams and Kitsch are an item after having become close on the set of 'True Detective.'

KIM KARDASHIAN

Kim Kardashian Thinks That Whole O.J. Simpson Murder Situation Was ‘Weird’

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In a new 'Rolling Stone' interview, Kim Kardashian thought O.J. didn't do it and still acts like she wasn't the one to leak her sex tape.

donald trump

Macy’s Is Now Pulling Donald Trump Merchandise Over His Offensive Remarks

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Macy's made the announcement this morning after a MoveOn Petition collected over 700,000 signatures.

erotic produce

Erotic Produce Is All The Rage In Barcelona Right Now

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Flower stands in Barcelona have resorted to selling seeds for erotic fruits and vegetables after a ban on tourist souvenirs.

ROB CORDDRY

Rob Corddry Had A Giant Crush On Kelly Ripa As A Teenager

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Rob Corddry confessed to fervently watching Kelly Ripa on an '80s dance party show as a teenage boy.

#Jim Carrey

The Internet’s Best Reactions To Jim Carrey’s Twitter Rant About Mandatory Vaccinations

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Jim Carrey had some strong and logic-flawed opinions about vaccinations and, as usual, the internet had some fun with it.

#Key And Peele

‘Key & Peele’ Presents The Most Uncomfortable Guy At A Gay Marriage Town Hall Meeting

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This hilarious new sketch from 'Key & Peele' discomfort of the one guy the camera keeps panning on.

CONFEDERATE FLAG

Violence Erupted During A Confederate Flag Protest Outside Of The South Carolina Statehouse

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Tensions are rising to dangerous levels as a bloody brawl erupted outside of the South Carolina Statehouse Monday evening.

PLAYBOY PLAYMATES

Letting A ‘Playboy’ Playmate Fly Your Plane Is A Bad Idea, As These Pilots Learned The Hard Way

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Two Argentinian pilots are in hot water after letting Playboy Playmate Viky Xipolitakis in the cockpit of a flight out of Buenos Aires.

#Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer Revealed How She Landed The Gig With Madonna, Who She Still Hasn’t Met

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Amy Schumer discussed how she came to land the gig with Madonna, who does not typically have comedians open for her.

bojack horseman

The Booze-Soaked ‘BoJack Horseman’ Season 2 Official Trailer Is Finally Here

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In Season 2 of 'Bojack Horseman' our favorite alcoholic horse will land a romantic interest voiced by Lisa Kudrow.

#jimmy kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel Found That Kids Don’t Actually Have A Hard Time With Gay Marriage

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Jimmy Kimmel sent out a street team to query random children about gay marriage to see just how difficult of a concept it is for them.


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