Is there any food as wonderful as a burrito? I mean, sure, pizza is good, but nothing seems to quite encompass the same rush as holding a warm burrito the size of a human baby in your hands, just moments before you fully engorge yourself with a giant wad of beans and rice and cheese and whatever other fillings of your choosing.
But burritos can be messy! That’s the one drawback to a burrito. But that’s where the guy in this video comes in, to demonstrate the correct way of eating a burrito. And no, contrary to popular belief, it does not involve leaving the foil on because, as homeboy says, “Guys who can’t eat a burrito without spilling all over? Is the kind of guy who pees sitting down.”
Strong words, bro. So, what does he suggest? He says to unwrap, then grab it by the firmer end — the “ass” of the burrito, if you will — and to treat it like a lady. What his advice lacks by being marginally sexist, it makes up in practicality, I guess? All I know is that after five minutes of watching a grown man make sweet love to a burrito, is that now I really, really want a burrito.
(Via Reddit)
