NASA Drops Sick Burns On Astrology While Talking About That ‘New’ Constellation

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Astrology vs. Astronomy has to be the their/there/they’re of the space geek world. So when the news started circulating that NASA had somehow changed the Zodiac by revealing that the imaginary line that determines the zodiac actually moves through 13 constellations in the course of a year, not 12 people freaked out.

The levelheaded space agency was quick to come in and smack that hippie talk down before the patchouli scent could seep into their g-force-resistant couches.

“Here at NASA, we study astronomy, not astrology,” they wrote in a post to their Tumblr.”We didn’t change any zodiac signs, we just did the math.”

FRESH BURN NASA! But it was drowned out by the continued panic of horoscope adherents:

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