The Producer Of 'Heaven Is For Real' Once Helped Get Organized Prayer Outlawed In Public Schools

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Once upon a time, the producer of 'Heaven is for Real' helped get prayer outlawed in public schools.

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Weekend Box Office: Jesus Stomps Schwarzenegger

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'Noah' became Russell Crowe's highest-grossing film of all time, while Arnold Schwarzenegger's Sabotage got trounced by a Jesus movie starring Kevin Sorbo.


Weekend Box Office: 'Divergent' Crushed 'The Muppets'

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Divergent crushed Muppets Most Wanted while Dean Cain and Kevin Sorbo proved the existence of God.


Watch Nicolas Cage Star In A Reboot Of A Kirk Cameron Movie In ‘Left Behind’

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Nic Cage stars in the first clip from the reboot of Left Behind, the Christian-themed rapture series popularized by Kirk Cameron.


Church Teens Battle A Demon From A Porno Mag In Christian Found Footage Movie


Church teens do battle with a demon released from a porno mag in a Christian found-footage movie from Holy Moly pictures.


Church Teens Battle a Demon from a Porno Mag in Christian Found Footage Movie

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Church teens do battle with a demon released from a porno mag in The Lock In, a Christian found-footage movie from Holy Moly pictures.


I’m In Love With A Church Girl: Jesus Loves Capitalism in Ja Rule’s New Joint

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That "God" is listed as executive producer in the <a href="" target="_blank">credits</a> of I'm in Love with a Church Girl, the new Christian-themed rom-com starring Jeff "Ja Rule" Atkins, Stephen Baldwin, Michael Madsen, and the ex-lead singer of DC Talk, is not only a <a href="" target="_blank">funny talking point, </a>and half my reason for seeing it in the first place, it actually speaks to an entire philosophy, where capitalism and religion are wrapped up with each other so intimately that it'd be considered a sin if they weren't married (preferably presided over by the hip pastor of a mega-church).


Rick Santorum adds “producing movies” to the list of things he sucks at

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Former Senator and cum fart cocktail namesake Rick Santorum was tapped, with much ballyhoo, to be CEO of a faith-based film studio called EchoLight Studios <a href="" target="_blank">back in June</a>.


Holy Sh*t. Nic Cage in talks to star in a Left Behind reboot.

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In a bizarre collision of the actor Godless hipsters love to love ironically and the religious wingnuts favorite film franchise, Nic Cage, the man who once rode his motorcycle out of hell, is set to lead a group of survivors to Nicolas Cage is in negotiations to topline "Left Behind," a mainstream reboot of the Christian-themed movie trilogy that will mark the first film from Stoney Lake Entertainment, a new production company led by Paul Lalonde of faith-oriented banner Cloud Ten Pictures.


Move over, Twilight, there’s a new abstinence movie in town

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Ever since Kirk Cameron <a href="" target="_blank">got rich</a> <a href="" target="_blank">beating up his computer </a>for showing him porn and <a href="" target="_blank">disproving evolution</a> by showing how the human hand is perfectly formed to eat monkey food, fundamentalist Christians have become the great untapped movie market.



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Come What May is a pro-life debate-team movie starring the <a href="" target="_self">Christian Rachel Bilson</a> and <a href="" target="_blank">Tooly McDouchenstein</a>, set at Patrick Henry College, a real-life school and "the first college in the United States founded specifically for Christian home-schooled students" (accredited in 2007.

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