The Virginia Zoo Wants Your Help In Naming This Baby Giraffe

By | 5 Comments

Born on June 6, the newest baby giraffe at the Virginia Zoo needs a name, so the animal experts have reached out to the public with a special contest.


Watch People Hilariously Lose A Staring Contest For A Samsung Galaxy S4

By | 11 Comments

Earning a Galaxy S4 is a lot harder than it looks. BA-DUM-TISH!


Hey Everyone, Let’s Help The Dallas Mavericks Design Their New Uniforms!

By | 7 Comments

Earlier this week, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban – “The Cube” to us bros – announced on his blog that the Mavs were going to get a makeover.

if i had glass

Google Glass Announces ‘Winners’ Of #IfIHadGlass

By | 10 Comments

Tweeted something about #IfIHadGlass? Google is giving out your golden ticket to, uh, pay them $1500 to be in a beta test. Yay?

uh ok

Bill Gates Wants To Give You $100,000 To Improve The Condom

By | 7 Comments

Got an idea to overhaul the condom? It might be worth $100,000 from Bill Gates.


Brain Freeze Contest Ends in Pain


Four contestants enter a "brain freeze" contest (race to finish a cold drink), and only three make it through standing up.


In Austin For SXSW? Here, Have Two Tickets To The World Premiere Of 'Summer League'

By | 4 Comments

Anyway, if you're one of the 700,000,000,000 who've descended upon my grand home town of Austin, Texas, for SXSW, I have two points of business for you: 1.


Meet The ‘Cafeteria Lady’ Who Wants To Become An Indianapolis Colts Cheerleader

By | 8 Comments

The Indianapolis Colts cheerleaders are conducting an online contest for fans to pick a local girl to receive the opportunity to audition to join the squad.


Japanese Marshmallow Eating Contest


A very unique (and highly entertaining) marshmallow eating contest, courtesy of Japanese variety show Gaki No Tsukai.


Win a Miami Connection Prize Package!

By | 11 Comments

DUDES (and I mean that in the gender-neutral sense of the word).

worst band shirts

A Collection Of The Worst Band Shirts You’ll Ever Have The Misfortune Of Seeing

By | 4 Comments

The Low Times podcast is on the look for the worst band shirt of all-time, with designs submitted from listeners. Here are the 31 worst.


The North American Wife Carrying Championship


Scenes from the 13th annual North American Wife Carrying Championship in Maine.


China's Goldfish Beauty Pageant


Three thousand goldfish from 14 countries have locked gills to compete in a beauty pageant in China.


4Chan Is Sending Taylor Swift To Sing On The Campus Of A School For The Deaf

By | 8 Comments

Last we checked in on the ridiculously organized trolling activities at 4Chan they were naming Mountain Dew's new flavor, "Diabeetus."


You Can Get Published In The New Yorker By Captioning The Cartoon Seen On ‘Seinfeld’

By | 59 Comments

The New Yorker is giving you a chance to caption a cartoon featured on Seinfeld yourself — if they like your entry, it'll be published in the magazine. Like Elaine, I've been staring at that damn pig for hours now and I'm shooting mental blanks.


FilmDrunk Photoshop Challenge: Danny Trejo's Campaign Signs Need Help

By | 30 Comments

One of my long-running goals of writing guest posts on this site is to make people love me more than Vince.


Easiest Contest Ever: Win Stuff By Pointing Out How Crappy Bob Sapp Is

By | 4 Comments

Would you like to win a free trip to Australia and $300 to stand in the corner of Bob Sapp for the 40-50 seconds it takes for whoever's fighting him to knock him out.

Sign Up