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A Times Square Cookie Monster Was Arrested After Allegedly Groping A Teenage Girl

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A 48-year-old man dressed as Cookie Monster ended up under arrest after getting handsy with a teenager.

TICKLE ME ELMO

There Is No Greater Horror Than Elmo And Cookie Monster Toys Having X-Rated Fun Together

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Brain bleach, eye bleach; whatever you need after watching this video of toys having sex.

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‘Lasagna Is Just Spaghetti-Flavored Cake’ And Other Epiphanies From Cookie Monster

Pull up a seat because Cookie Monster is about to lay some epiphanies down on you.

#John Oliver

Watch Cookie Monster Completely Lose It When John Oliver Tells Him He Doesn’t Know What A Cookie Is

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You better use choice words when telling Cookie Monster he's going someplace that doesn't have any cookies.

#Conan

Here’s Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Pooping On A Crew Of Creepy Times Square Mascots

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Triumph gives the Times Square mascot army some helpful money making tips.

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John Oliver, Nick Offerman, And Kate McKinnon Made A Fake News Show With Cookie Monster

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John Oliver and Cookie Monster: now there's a news team with integrity.

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Watch Metta World Peace Dance With Cookie Monster & The Jabbawockeez

Since agreeing to a buyout with the Knicks in February, Metta World Peace hasn't been signed by another team as a free agent.

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This Afternoon’s Distraction Is Brought To You By A Man Arrested Wearing A Cookie Monster Onesie

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All you need to know about this story is that a man was arrested wearing a Cookie Monster Onesie.

THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG

‘Sesame Street: Lord of the Crumbs’ Is The Only ‘Lord Of The Rings’ We Need Today

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Sesame Street has followed up their recent 'Hunger Games' and 'Homeland' parodies with a 'Lord Of The Rings' one.

#COSPLAY

Funny, Sexy, And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week

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It's that time of the week when we post a mixed bag of intriguing cosplay we've spotted recently. Some sexy, some funny, some cute, and some awesome.

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Watch Tom Hiddleston Teach Cookie Monster About Delayed Gratification

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If he hadn’t already won everyone’s hearts with his impromptu rendition of “Bear Necessities” at the D23 Expo in Anaheim last month, actor Tom Hiddleston picked up the remaining few today after PBS posted this video of him with Cookie Monster.

SESAME STREET

Cookie Monster – Me Want It (Icona Pop Parody)

Cookie Monster spoofs Icona Pop's hit song "I Love It.

#Mashups

Cookie Monster As Tom Waits Singing ‘Hell Broke Luce’? Yes Please.

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Two years ago we basked in the glory of Cookie Monster synced with Tom Waits' "God’s Away On Business". Now CookieWaits returns with "Hell Broke Luce".

#COSPLAY

Funny, Sexy, And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week

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It's that time of the week when we post a mixed bag of intriguing cosplay we've spotted recently. Some sexy, some funny, and some awesome.

#Batman

Cookie Monster Batman

Cookie Monster Batman meets with Commissioner Gordon to make a very special request.

#Batman

Cookie Monster Is The Monster Gotham Deserves

Cookie Monster plays the role of Batman in the final scene of 'Batman Begins' because internet.

SESAME STREET

Cookie Monster Raises The Bar For 'Call Me Maybe' Parodies, Asks If It's A Cookie Bar

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Cookie Monster won Twitter with a joke about Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe", and now he won our hearts with a video parody of the song.


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