SPORTS

“You Know You Can’t Hold Me Forever…”

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Let us join hands around the Thanksgiving table and bow our heads for a few words.

WASHINGTON WIZARDS

11.26 The Cooler

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Peek-A-Boo x Sharmaine Why Do We Eat Turkey For Thanksgiving.

VIDEOS

Your Week 11 NFL Recap

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The league's perennials losers -- The Lions, Raiders & Chiefs -- all pulled out W's yesterday.

VIDEOS

Your Week 9 NFL Recap

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Before we get to the games I gotta vent first.

ST LOUIS RAMS

SPECIAL TEAMER NOT REALLY SPECIAL

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From yesterday's Rams-Lions game, which included a bizarre safety and relatively unimpressive offensive play--it's Lions designated asskicker Zach Follet finding Rams return specialist Danny Amendola and stabbing him to death with his own car keys, in a manner of speaking.

#Kanye West

The Ills….

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You know something is terribly wrong when Leslie Hindman Auctioneers can <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33373447/ns/entertainment-celebrities/">sell some of Elvis Presley's locks for fifteen large</a>, while four thousand miles away in Venice, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bessie16-2009oct16,0,7618199.story">97-year-old Bessie Mae Berger</a> and her two sons live in a dilapidated '73 Suburban.

VIDEOS

Your Week 5 NFL Recap

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Let’s just say the Patriots-Broncos game could make this a bitter affair.

MLB PLAYOFFS

MLB: INGE’S SHIRT SHOULD’VE REACHED BASE

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The Twins beat the Tigers in that thrilling 12-inning playoff game to decide the AL Central yesterday, but not without controversy.

Washington Redskins

Your Week 3 NFL Recap

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Having taken <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/09/the-onion-spoofs-the-detroit-lions">LC's quote-board fodder</a>, the <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/detroit-lions">Lions</a> eeked out an exciting victory over the Washington Redskins.

NFL

FINALLY, LIONS FANS CAN CHEER FOR SOMETHING

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I don't understand what the city of Detroit has against semi-attractive white girls in replica jerseys.

NFL

IT’S STAFFORD OR BUST FOR THE LIONS IN 2009

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The Detroit Lions have named Matthew Stafford for the 2009 season, going as far as to say that he'll keep playing--regardless of performance--unless he gets injured.

NFL NETWORK

PEOPLE KEEP HIRING MATT MILLEN

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I think of the ability to fail upwards as more of a gift than a skill, one with which former Detroit Lions general manager Matt Millen seems blessed.

#APPLE

4.23 The Cooler

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Kaitlin, Your Thick Thursday Offering Freda Payne, Thelma Houston, K.C. Casey Embarrass Themselves On American Idol [Newsday] Driven: Nissan 370Z vs. Ford Mustang [Men's Journal] Economy Be Damned: Apple Posts Its Best Second Quarter Earnings Ever [Tech Crunch] Poor DVD Sales Hamper U.S. Film [...].

THE SANDLOT

4.21 The Cooler

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Maddi x Oily Elbows x Titillating Tuesday Detroit Lions Unveil New Logo [NFL Fanhouse] New Dan Brown Novel, The Lost Symbol, Coming In September [Yahoo] White Watch: Pigment-Deficient Hip-Hop Stars Come On Strong [Timeout New York] Cavs' Brown Named Coach Of The Year [ESPN] Big [...].

NFL

THEY STILL LOOK LIKE LOSERS TO ME

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So the Detroit Lions <a href="http://www.detroitlions.com/document_display.cfm?document_id=483681">unveiled</a> their "new" uniforms today, and aside from some rounded numerals, they look like the same pieces of gar-bage that these clowns wore last year.

NFL DRAFT

PFT: STAFFORD WILL GO NO. 1 IN NFL DRAFT

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The NFL rumor-mongering/cell phone whoring <a href="http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/04/08/lions-locking-in-on-stafford/">Pro Football Talk</a> has stopped just short of reporting that Georgia quarterback Matt Stafford will be the first overall pick in the NFL Draft on April 25th.


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