Posts Tagged: DIRK NOWITZKI

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Dirk Nowitzki Gave Conan O'Brien The Texas Citizenship Test

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Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki stopped by Conan on his first night in Dallas to administer the Texas Citizenship Test. It involves beef and photoshops.

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Sorry About God Being Dead, But Here’s The Dallas Mavericks Performing ‘What Do The Mavs Say?’

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The Dallas Mavericks have put together a parody of Ylvis' 'What Does The Fox Say?' called 'What Do The Mavs Say?' It's exactly what you think it is.

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Dirk Nowitzki Can’t Get No Satisfaction, Not Even With Mavs Dancers Driving

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Have you ever wanted to hear Dirk Nowitzki sing the Rolling Stones' 'Satisfaction' while driving around in a car with the Dallas Mavericks dancers.

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Dirk Nowitzki's Charity Soccer Game Flop Is Amazing (And Morning Links)

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Dirk Nowitzki participated in a charity soccer game in Germany over the weekend, and although his squad lost 8-7, Dirk took home the Moment Of The Game with an epic, hilarious flop.

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Everyone Else Is Doing The Harlem Shake So Why Wouldn't The Dallas Mavericks?

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I’m not much of a dancer, not since that time that a preacher banned dancing in my town and my family moved away right before a rebellious teenager arrived and showed everyone that dancing is actually fun.

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Dirk Nowitzki Versus A Sick Child, One-On-One. Who Ya Got?

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Two weeks ago, we shared with you the story of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/wwe-daniel-bryan-visits-kid-with-cancer-no-lock-video" target="_blank">WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan visiting a sick little boy in the hospital and letting the kid tap him out</a>.

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The Dallas Mavericks Are Still Being Weird About Christmas

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Last week we featured a video of the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/12/houston-rockets-dreidel-video" target="_blank">Dallas Mavericks murmuring their way through 'Sleigh Ride,'</a> and if you thought that'd be the end of their wacky Christmas updates, you are underestimating a 12-13 team with nothing better to do.

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The Houston Rockets Sing ‘I Have a Little Dreidel,’ I Have A Little Aneurysm

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Back in November, I <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/11/the-with-leather-readers-have-spoken-i-am-now-a-houston-rockets-fan" target="_blank">tasked the With Leather readers with choosing an NBA team for me to support</a>, and the unanimous decision was the Houston Rockets.

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With Leather’s Watch This: Any Day Now, Dirk Nowitzki

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Despite the fact that they’ve been playing without their star forward, Dirk Nowitzki, the Dallas Mavericks are finally enjoying a little success with a nice little 3-game winning streak that has pushed Mark Cuban’s underachievers above.

DAVID STERN

The With Leather Wild Art Gallery: ‘Great NBA Moments’ Re-Imagined In MS Paint

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For my money, there’s no greater MS Paint artist in this generation or any other, for that matter (suck it, Picasso), than <a href="https://twitter.com/DangerGuerrero">our own Danger Guerrero</a>.

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Dirk Nowitzki Is Probably Not Great At Baseball, Huh

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In the epic sequel to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/06/randy-johnson-is-losing-it" target="_blank">Dirk Nowitzki Throws Out A Horrible First Pitch</a>, here's Dirk in the batting cages.

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Internet Artist of the Day of the Week: Double Scribble's NBA Fan Art

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I’m a big sucker for fan art – well, appropriate fan art – and that’s why I’ve been pounding my desk all morning over the news that the <a href="http://gigaom.com/2012/05/15/patent-troll-tries-to-mangle-hand-craft-site-etsy/">world’s biggest patent troll is going after Etsy’s new $40 million investment</a>.

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ROFLMNBAO: The NBA All-Star Game Is Upon Us!

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I was hoping that by this point in the week I’d have some fun little anecdotes to share about how Orlando is shaping up for All-Star Weekend, but short of about 60 more homeless people than usual and some banners, I haven’t noticed much yet.

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Dirk Nowitzki Should Just Announce Everything

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</a>Trey Kirby and <a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/01/26/video-dirk-nowitzki-reprises-his-role-as-best-color-commentator-ever/">The Basketball Jones</a> have shared countless NBA clips, and every single one of them would be improved by having Dirk Nowitzki shout random affirmations over them.

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ROFLMNBAO: This Week’s NBA Action In Pictures

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Now that we know that Kim Kardashian <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/you-will-never-believe-how-kim-kardashian-decided-that-she-wanted-a-divorce">decided to divorce Kris Humphries</a> because her dead father, being channeled by medium John Edwards, told her to, Humphries is readjusting to his role as a true playboy in this NBA lifestyle.

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ROFLMNBAO: The Best Of This Week’s NBA Action In Pictures

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Last Friday, the not-surprisingly-terrible New Jersey Nets earned their second win of the season with a 97-85 tickle fight against the slightly-less-terrible Toronto Raptors.

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Friday Face-Off: Who Is The Best At Dramatic Readings Of Awful Pop Songs?

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Welcome to our mostly weekly video competition feature, Friday Face-Off, in which we pit two or more videos against each other for the purpose of determining which is the greatest video on the entire Internet that week.

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LeBron James Is Jonathan Brandis

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This not-terribly-exciting video of LeBron James wandering up a high-dive at a Barcelona pool and not being able to dive for several minutes because people are watching him and expecting him to do well is making the rounds on the Internet, and yes, it is both a lesson in overcoming fear and an easy-to-explain example of King James failing in the clutch.

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The Miami Heat Cannot Beat Children

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In the thrilling sequel to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/07/lebron-james-is-the-best-dunker-at-this-kids-basketball-camp">LeBron James dunking on an 11-year old in a game of "Knockout"</a>, teammate Dwyane Wade takes on a bunch of kids at D.

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Dirk Nowitzki Hailed as New Pope

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Okay, maybe not, but how awesome would Catholicism be if you had to dodge one of Dirk's sh:tty picks to get to the altar.


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