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This Student May Be Banned From Graduation Over A Chemistry Joke

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A high school senior made a juvenile chemistry joke in her yearbook, the school is freaking out, and this news team is ON IT.

robbery

This Local Newsman Is Very Excited To Report About A Man Who Robbed A Waffle House With A Pitchfork

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A man robbed a Waffle House with a pitchfork, but the real entertainment comes from the news report about the robbery.

GEORGIA

Good News, Aspiring Sexual Deviants: Georgia Courts Rule That Unsolicited Dick Pics Are A-OK!

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Bad news for women who don't like rando dicks popping up in their text messages!

#MLB

The Atlanta Braves Are Ditching Decrepit, 16-Year Old Turner Field For A New House In The Suburbs

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The Atlanta Braves are moving to Cobb County, GA, in 2017, leaving Atlanta's Turner Field after only 20 years.

#PRO WRESTLING

A Georgia High Schooler Wrestled A Kid With Down Syndrome And Became Our New Hero

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A Georgia high school wrestling star faced off against a competitor with Down Syndrome, won a sportsmanship award and became my personal hero.

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

A 12-Year Old Girl Can't Play Football Because Boys Get Boners, And Also The Bible

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Maddy Blythe is a 12-year old girl who loves football and attends a Christian private school in Georgia.

#IMPACT WRESTLING

10 Random Thoughts About The Impact Wrestling Scratch Off Game

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@matt_T tweeted at me a little earlier, and the message read, "I just saw this today.

youtube

Keith Ratliff, One Half Of The Popular FPSRussia YouTube Channel, Murdered In Georgia

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Keith Ratliff, who co-runs the sixth most popular YouTube channel FPSRussia, is dead at age 32 in a suspected homicide.

Vern Fleming

Back To The Future: The Revival Of Georgia Basketball

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Football is more than just a sport at the University of Georgia; it is like a cult that seduces the entire campus into a frenzy every Saturday each fall.

#video

DimeTV: L.A. Clippers Introduce Trey Thompkins & Travis Leslie

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While most of the NBA's Lottery teams were busy selecting first-round talent in last week's Draft, the Clippers found themselves on the outside looking in.

UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS

Kentucky Tops Ryan Harrow’s List, Decision By Friday

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Just a year ago, Ryan Harrow was named the Gatorade Player of the Year in the state of Georgia after averaging 32.

KINDLE

Are Children Out To Kill Us All?

As the bumper stickers like to say, children are our future.

PROHIBITION

And You Thought Four Loko Was Bad?

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BrewDog’s Sink the Bismarck is an India Pale Ale that just went on sale in England, and before you go big whooping me, it is the strongest beer on the face of this planet.

THIS WILL SURELY END WELL

Robots Taught To Lie

Ronald Arkin and Alan Wagner at the Georgia Institute of Technology are teaching robots how to use deception.

TV WILL DESTROY THE WORLD

DUDE SMASHES 29 TVS AT WALMART

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But he did it with a baseball bat, so it's totally a sports story now.


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