the hamburglar

McDonald’s Has Re-Branded The Hamburglar And No One’s Meat Is Safe Now

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The Hamburglar is back and he's more human and less creepy than ever!

so many calories

A Minor League Baseball Team Might Actually Want To Kill Fans With This Burger

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The 'Heart Attack Burger' has grilled cheese sandwiches instead of buns. That's all you need to know.

now i'm hungry

Watch A Bunch Of Taste Testers Determine Which Hamburger ‘Tastes The Most Like Meat’

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Doesn't matter how much you love or hate fast food hamburger joints, because you'll be starving by the end.

CHARLOTTE HORNETS

Who Among Us Will Conquer The Charlotte Hornets’ 8-Pound Wow Burger?

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The Charlotte Hornets are offering an 8-pound hamburger for $70 at the Time Warner Cable Arena. Are you game?

KANSAS CITY ROYALS

Kansas City Burger Joint Owner To Female Reporter: ‘I Would Love To See My Meat In Your Mouth’

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This TV reporter got more than she bargained for when going to interview a local restaurant owner.

HAMBURGERS

How Do You Say ‘Heart Attack’ In German? The Undead Hasselhoff Hamburger.

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Iowa's Zombie Burger has created an over-the-top food tribute to both David Hasselhoff and stereotypical German food.

THREESOMES

This Jealous Husband Beat Up His Roommate After A Threesome And Hamburger Taste-Test

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This story is so completely bonkers, we barely know where to begin.

#FOOD

Give Your Heart The Scare Of Its Life With The Donut Cheesesteak Burger

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The food daredevils at PYT in Philadelphia have created a rival to their own Twinkie Burger with the Donut Cheesesteak Burger.

science

Scientists Discovered The Perfect Way To Eat A Hamburger. It’s Bullsh*t.

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You've been eating your hamburgers all wrong. OR HAVE YOU?

#FOOD

A Seattle Burger Restaurant’s New Ad Features Jesus Smoking A Joint

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The LunchBox Laboratory burger restaurant in Seattle has raised eyebrows with a 4/20 Easter ad that features Jesus smoking a joint.

#FOOD

Introducing The Deep-Fried Twinkies Burger That Everyone Is Drooling Over

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The burger wizards at PYT in Philadelphia have created a deep-fried Twinkies burger that will blow your mind.

HAMBURGERS

Catholics Are Pissed Over This Hamburger Being Named After A Swedish Metal Band

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The Ghost B.C. hamburger looks amazing, but Catholics are not happy.

WEED

Florida Friday: Man Calls 911 80 Times To Demand Kool-Aid, Hamburgers And Weed

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This was a pretty big week for asinine and therefore hilarious Florida news stories, so picking one that I loved the most was pretty tough.

NATIONAL HAMBURGER MONTH

Here's A Golden Treasury Of People (And Dogs) Celebrating 'National Burger Month' The Right Way

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A collection of photos and GIFs showing individuals who know May is National Burger Month and are celebrating the correct way.

#BOB'S BURGERS

TV Gourmet: Making 8 Of The Most Pun-Tastic ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Burgers

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We made eight of the weirdest, most pun-tastic burgers from "Bob's Burgers."


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