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Someone In Ohio Is Posting Flyers For A ‘Straight White Guy Festival’

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While it's probably a hoax, someone in Clintonville, Ohio has been posting flyers for a Straight White Guy Festival on September 20.

EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS

Meet The Texas Woman With A 3,000-Sq. Ft. Three-Story Closet Called The ‘She-Cave’

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A Houston-area woman's three-story closet is bigger than most single family homes, but she's mostly using it to help charities.

GINGERS

19 Year-Old Twin Redhead Sisters Were Arrested In Raleigh For Alleged Prostitution

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These redheaded twins got into prostitution and got caught. Never go into prostitution with your siblings, or ever.

CALIFORNIA

Meet Einstein, The Serious Activist Dog That Is Running For Mayor Of Oakland

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Even though he can't really run for office, Einstein is the Occupy dog that is making a name for himself in Oakland's mayoral race.

CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

The Local Media In Cleveland Reacting To LeBron’s Return Is Adorable

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LeBron is back, baby, and local news stations in Cleveland couldn't be happier.

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The ‘F*ck Her Right In The P*ssy’ Meme Is Getting Violent

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And I will always love F*CK HER RIGHT IN THE P*SSY.

animal lovers

This Woman Has Been Eating Pet Food For A Month To Promote Ingredient Awareness

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A pet store owner in Washington has been eating pet food since June 19 to prove that ingredients count for animals and humans.

#.lol

The Newest Real ‘F*ck Her Right in the P*ssy’ Prank Comes From, Of Course, Florida

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There have been of hoax videos of guys saying "F*ck her right in the p*ssy" during live news broadcasts, but now the meme is made real.

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A Man Dressed As A Stormtrooper Caused Some People In Kansas To Overreact

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Some citizens were alarmed when they saw a Stormtrooper with a rifle walking around, so they called the cops to fend off the Empire.

baba booey

A Judge Actually Ruled That It’s Legal For People To Yell ‘Howard Stern’s Penis’ On TV

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A New York judge dismissed a 'Booey Bomb' case yesterday, claiming that while it's 'inappropriate,' it's not illegal.

creepy guys

A Local Fox Anchor Creeped Out Everyone During A Segment Featuring A Reporter In A Bikini

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What do you get when you add a beautiful reporter in a bikini and a creepy male anchor? You get this video.

KIDS

A 5-Year Old Arizona Boy Dropped His Shorts On The Playground And Was Cited For Sexual Misconduct

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An Arizona woman is speaking out after a playground incident turned into her 5-year old's record having 'sexual misconduct' on it.

AWFUL PEOPLE

The Internet Is Rallying To Save A Park Ranger Fired For Dancing On The Job

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People are really upset that a park ranger in Chattanooga was reportedly fired after a woman complained that he was dancing on the job.

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The Luckiest Guy Ever Survived A Lightning Strike That Left His Shoes Charred And Smoking

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This guy from Atlanta survived a lightning strike which blew his shoes off, but he was all NBD because that's how they roll in Atlanta.

DRUNK PEOPLE

No One Has Ever Been As Drunk As This Guy Was At A Luke Bryan Concert

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Luke Bryan is a party crasher; his fans crash on the sidewalk.

AUSTIN

Meet Marky Mark, The Squirrel That Comes Running When His Name Is Called

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An Austin man saved a baby squirrel from an electrical fire during SXSW and the two have since formed a delightfully adorable bond.

goo

A California Town Has Politely Asked Its Residents To Stop Whipping Flaming Marshmallows At Each Other

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Ocean Beach, California has called for a ceasefire in the great Marshmallow War.

ATTRACTIVE CONVICT

Uh Oh, Everybody Freak Out Because The Mainstream Media Has Discovered The Sexy Mugshot Guy

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Sacramento's local news team would like to remind you that there's nothing fun about glorifying sexy convicts on the internet.


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